I’ve got Gladly, the cross-eyed bear!
And my owl, Forone.
Or my other owl, Ornothing.
Or my ram, Alamadingdong.
Would you believe…my insect, Aside?
My fish, Ingfercompliments
My panda, Monium.
Here we have our Gibbon, Take.
We have Macaque Anita, too.
Look! In the bird-house! Conure B. Leavitt!
(Never mind our Sedate Lions or those Illegal Porpoises.)
My Porpoises, Immoral and Devious
My Eagle, Ill
My Eland, News
May Orca, Mine
My Ibis, Eunice Mutch.
My Grizly, Aftermath.
My only Moose, Lee Dedd.
my zebra, Deebunsche
my giraffe, Ichparque
my filly, Delfeeya
my hyena, Lowaytees
my lemming, Lyme
my tree sloth, Colougnee
my gorilla, stayque
My Otter Beinpictures
My crow, Magnon.
(Dammit, people! I have work to do!)
My bull, Ohney
My cat, Alog
My owl, D’lang Syne
My dog, Errol
My duck, Endrun
My monkey, Biznes
My ape, Ricott
My rooster, Rawnt
My frogs, Giv and Gett
My cockatoo, Deldew
Our Leopard, Prince.
An from Russia: Shuffelov the Buffalo.
Our other Llama, Nate. (We could start a whole Llama nation.)
My Macaw, Ther Park
My Pig, Malion.
My pterodactyls, Jennifer & Stephanie
(oooooo. one person please tell me you get that. it’s a stretch, logically and aurally.)
My Auk, Ward Silence
My Tern, About Fairplay
My Boar, Crashing
and my Alpaca, Winner
I screwed up. My first Aardvark should be Amileforacamel.
Have I introduced you to my Fish, Anne Rae Actor?
My cat, Astro Fee
My dog, Ed Lee D. Termind
My stoat, Hartedmen.
My ox, E. Jen