I’m CalMeacham…
And this is my Bison, Danial
and my Collie, Escherichia
and my Llama, Como Se
and my Donkey, Hotie
…and who else?
My rat, Atoo-ey
And my gopher, Browke
and my yak, Nickelson
and my kitten, Kaboodle
and my beaver, E-ofrayde…
And the bear, Bottom…
and the emu, Later…
and the calf, Enated…
My camel, Flaj.
You know, I didn’t recognize that one, at first.
My cow, Abunga
My ewe, Betcha
How about my big Bear, Breasts
And my Rheas, Stat and Dia
And my Gnu, Whats
And my Koala, Tea of Life
My goat, Ellit Onthemountain
My hippo, Chrissy
My gnu/yak, Cindy
My lion, Dow Nonthejob
And another collie: Sterol
My other Koala, Tea of Mercy, strained himself…
I have a Collie, too! His name is Melon.
He’s still a puppy. He’s my Melon, Collie Baby.
[sub]Did I go too far?[/sub]
With this kind of this, I don’t know if that’s possible.
My Bear Nenno…
… sorry I suck at this game.
Wait, I just thought of one:
My Owl, Kohallic.
or my other bird who loves his liquor, My Tequila Mocking Bird.
My koala, DeVille
My rough Giraffe
or the snake I bought. She doesn’t have a husband yet, so we call her Ms. Snake. She’s always screwing things up, I shouldn’t have bought her.
My aunt, May.
Sometimes when I see a whale on the news, I wonder “Maybe it’s my baline whale?” She always wears lots of make-up.
My ant, May. :smack:
My dog, Matic.
My cat, Atonic.
My roo, Didday.
My cow, Abunga.
twickster’s got that cow, too.
How about my Aardvarks, Idwalkamileforacamel and Payzoff.
Let’s not forget Jacque the Monkey.
Ooh, nice one, Hypno Toad!
(Which reminds me of my toad, Aline.)