The Atrocious Pun Zoo

Here’s my doe, Nuts!

My Lemur, Vin.

My Wallaby, Damned.

My Eel, Be Home for Christmas.

My panda, Monium

(sigh)

my adder, Ondyke
my cobra, Cabana
my aphid, Uldeedee
my dust mite, Maykittavterrol
my boar, Inntewrunn
my squirrel, E. Timpill
my possum, Dagravee
my angora, Zawaye
my gila, Miedreemz
my lobster, Ryzon
my amoeba, Derchee
my sea urchin, Foreluvinawlderongplaysis

My gorilla, Warfare

My pug, Nacious

My serval, Loveall

My wallaby, Damned

And I also have a sea cow that I named after Mr. Hefner of Playboy fame. I’m now building a habitat for Hugh Manatee.