Hoooooooo-Booooooooooy, how did I miss this thread???
I have not one, but TWO big tool boxes as well as a nice little collection of power tools AND know how to use them!
I can work on my car.
I can change flat tires.
I can lift and move heavy furniture.
I can kill spiders (moths are another story).
I can yell and cuss with the best of them while watching sports on TV and live.
I am an aggressive driver.
I can grill anything and make it taste good. I can even make an impressive intitial blast of flame that singes all exposed body hair within a 10 foot radius.
I mow the yard, till the garden, and plant trees.
I helped build my 20 foot redwood patio, including the additional section of concrete.
I could land a pretty solid karate kick upside your head if I wanted to.
My barbell has as much weight, if not more, than any guy in my Power-Flex class.
I am good at baseball, football, and basketball.
Not a big deal, eh guys?
Now let’s see you:
Do your hair, put on a slinky dress, turn on the sex appeal and bring gown men crying to their knees.
Get out of speeding tickets.
Put the toilet seat down.
Destroy empires, dynasties, and presidencies with nothing but our womanly power over weak men.
But most of all, squeeze a live being from a place 10 times too small.