Pay no attention to my detractors, jjjfishe. They are all impotent to do anything but take swipes at the glorious elegance that is Tymp.
Ohh, I’d like a red dragon. It’s a drink Uke made for me. You do know how to make it, dontcha? You don’t? I really can’t blame you. It’s lime juice, cranberry and club soda. Wing one towards me!
Oh, and thanks for inviting me! No one usually notices me. ::pout::
Glad you could make it red_dragon! I’ll do my best to make your red dragon. Here… see if that tastes alright!
Hands Jubei2k a crown and coke… I love that sexy Sinatra voice.
Here’s another Guiness Moe… you’re first one is almost empty.
Extra large glass of Tequila for Voguevixen… Coming up!!
Tymp… despite the rumors… you’re a very good dancer!!!
Nice place you got here. Hope it doesn’t go all touristy.
I’ll have another of the same, please. And pass the peanuts.
Well . . . I do aim to please. Enough about me. Tell me about yourself. I just want to stare into your eyes while you tell me everything. Is that too intrusive, too forward of me? I must admit, I’m quite smitten already. You move like a dream and look like an angel.
Yeah, uh… Lemme get a 40 of OE. (know what I’m sayin’?)
:: ducking ::
Mmm, perfect! Got any really high power stuff? Good, this’ll do ::picking up Jack Daniels::
Now, everyone away from the bar!
::pours on the whiskey and lights it. The resulting flames light up the whole place::
You didn’t think I was actually gonna drink it, did you? I feel just like Jimi Hendrix…
jjjfishe…this is the guy…beterrbelieveitgoddamnit hez thegreatest guy…this guy…youbastards…sonovabitches…you don’t know me…noneofyoudo…but this is the guy…righthere
that’s my best when it comes to drunken typing
Happy 100th
That was awesome red_dragon… I’m impressed!
Thanks JimmyNipples… I think you need another drink… here you go… Hope you like peach schnapps
Well, I gotta head out here. Enjoyed the drinks. Oh, and keep the change.
Later, dudes.
Thanks for stopping by Guy Propski… Come back anytime!
Thanks for the drink. But what’say we nix the Coke on the next go-round 
“I’ve got yoooooouuuu under my skin…”
Afterwards, lets you and me make like a tree and leave, whaddaya say.
Got a pool table anywhere? I am a pool shark. Or at least a remora.
How’s the crown Jubei2k… I made it special…
The pool table is upstairs red_dragon.
I was thinking about going for a swim in the pool outside… or maybe the hot tub… anyone care to join?
Michelob draft please, kind lady. Any cool, old pinball machines here?
Happy 100th!! Now, if it’s not too much trouble, I’d like a TKO (that’s Tequila, Kalauha and Ouzo (Sambuca will suffice for Ouzo) BTW, it tastes just like Nyquil. “It’s the get stupid, stumble around, fall down, so you can get arrested medicine.” Apologies to Vicks corp.
Here’s your beer bluepony… Oh… and the pinball machine is upstairs… along with all the other video games.
Congratulations, jjjfishe. I’ll have anything you’ve got with rum in it. Make it quick, I wanna beat Bluepony to the pinball machine.
See if you like this rum swizzle Kat.
Yikes… a TKO johnboy? That sounds deadly… but I aim to please… here you go… try this!
Thank you jjjfishe. That was splendid. I will limit myself
to two tonight since I don’t know everyone that well (but I’m really starting to feel comfortable.) BTW how come the restroom has a steering wheel in it…OOPS!