July 17 = 100 posts!
What a day!
Everyone’s welcome!! Come in…sit down… dance…
Grab a drink… THE BAR IS OPEN!!!
The keg is over there in the corner…help yourself!
::Mixing a margarita for ChrisP::
::Handing Mr. Cynical a rum swizzle::
Esprix, DRY, Welfy, Shayna, iampunha, red-dragon60, Falcon, Spoke-, Techchick, Swimmingriddles… you’re all invited…bring your friends!
“WHO WANTS TEQUILA?”
Oooh, I could really go for a pint of Guinness right now.
Bombay and Tonic here, please. And take it easy on the tonic.
What’s that? You’ve already got the tequila poured? Well…Maybe just one… 
Wow! This place beats the hell out of Colfire’s pub! I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a sexy barmaid.
Thank you, love. I would like a bit of tequila. No, don’t bother dirtying a shot glass. The bottle will do nicely.
So just how did you know that I’m a margarita man? So you’re the incredibly beautiful Blonde Woman who’s been following me around…I should have known.
Milk! With ice! and make it snappy!
:::shells out a one hundred dollar bill onto the bar and eyes the bartender with a lustful eye, then with the other eye…:::
::Hopping up on the barstool next to ChrisP (he told me I could call him that)::
I’ll take a Captain and Coke, please, and a shot of tequila. Mmmmm
ChrisP,
This is a friendly little warning between gentlemen. I was here first and I don’t take kindly to competition – especially when I’m full of tequila. If I could get up off the floor, I’d kick your ass.
DID SOMEBODY SAY TEQUILA!?!?!
Send a Guinness this way Hun.
Guinness it is Guy Propski
Here Spoke_… Drink the Tequila…I have a glass of Bombay and Tonic whenever you’re ready!
ChrisP… you seemed like a margarita type of man… I made it special for you!
Pouring milk in a glass for soulsling ::secretly spiking the milk with a dab of ummmm vodka…(it’s handy)
Ahh Tymp… I’m flattered… did you want to dance?
slides in beside soulsing
Vodka and cranberry juice, please!
:::downs the glass of milk, begins to sway…:::
woooooohooooooooo! 1000! Baby! Who wants to plant a nice big wet one on old Soul here! C’mere ladies! wooooo hooooo!
Hmmm…I’ll take a Zima. No, wait! I meant Guinness! I was only kidding. Hey, let me back in!
Why, jjjfishe! Tequila and gin? Are you trying to get me drunk?
I’d love to dance, jjjfishe.
Here, ChrisP, while your turning green with envy, why don’t you take this change and play something slow and soulful for jjjfishe and I on that beat up old jukebox?
Offers arm to jjjfishe
Shall we show these cretins how it’s done, my dear?
pssst. pssst! jjjfishe, over here. While Tymp is lying in that puddle of Tequila on the floor praying for osmosis, I thought I should inform you that I’ve seen Tymp dance, and I doubt you understand the peril to which you will be subjecting your toes with such inquiry.
Oh! Hey Tymp! Do ya mind sharing that bottle? Mmmm, I thought so.
Another bottle of Tequila for me, please.
Does anybody have change for the jukebox?
leans over and plants a nice long smooch on soulsling
There. That good enough? 
[maturity on] Now ChrisP and Tymp, cut out this silly foolishness. ::turning to jjjfishe shrugging:: hmf, kids.
Let’s go some place where we don’t have to be bothered by such behavior [/maturity off] 