Ok, ok…I know there has been quite a rash of post parties lately…but I’m still having one anyway. At least I’m not starting an “Ask Sunshine” thread.
So, **welcome to Sunshine’s 200th Post Party! The gift table is on your left. **
Just a few ground rules:
~Please be sure to announce what gift(s) you have brought to bestow upon Our Shining Ray of Happiness
~Merriment/joviality/laughter/glee required
~Ass grabbing and nudity encouraged
~Pinatas, tickle fights and twister optional
~No Felching
I had a really fun song quote for you, but I forgot it in my other pants. So here’s a strap-on dildo a la the recently resurrected thread about DB and Satan. Have fun!
Howdy Sunshine! Looks like the fixins are here for a great party. Lemme check the rules again.
Gift? All I have are these bottles of lotions, oils, etc. I’m sure they can be put to good use…
Merriment? I can manage that.
Ass grabbing and nudity? I thought you’d never ask.
Twister optional? No, no, no…Twister required.
No Felching? Always glad to see that rule. In any situation.
Okay, I’m here. What did I miss. Congrats on your 200 posts. I want to keep the focus on you here, but you really should check out my 300th post in the Fun with injuries thread. So, I see you made a rule for me huh? The assgrabbing thing. Very cool
::strips down to bright orange jock strap…backwards!::
iampunha, for being the first guest, you win the door prize! ::: handing door to iampunha :::
And thank you–I’ve been wanting to get my hands on Satan’s dic–uh, dildo for some time now!
denbo–Any time you’re ready–start the music! But first, lube up with some of them gifts you brought!
::: grabbing ChrisP’s ass ::: ChrisP! You’re 22 minutes late. But I forgive you, considering the faublous gift you brought me! (You in a bright orange backwards jockstrap IS my gift, right?)
Nen, glad to have you! If you must felch, please do it outside. Otherwise we can use your straws for the giant margarita!
ssskuggiii, LOVE the pinata!
::: popping champagne :::
Congrats, Sunshine! My tribute to you is this slinky little teddy. I think they guys would love to see you model it…
Am I right?
Mind if I help myself to some hard lemonade?
struuter
Struuter, I just thought of a useful purpose for my new door . . .
What say you take that little teddy and show me how it would look on you? I think we can find an empty room in this house . . . there aren’t many guests yet.
“Calm down, iampunha, here…have some champagne and take your pants off!”
Well . . . I have had requests for my shirt off several times, but few have asked for my pants. I dunno . . . ::ssskuggiii “accidentally” spills her margerita on my pants:: well, then I guess I’ll have to take them off, now won’t I?
What’s that? No, I don’t have a cell phone or a beeper . . why?
“Thanks, struuter! Help yourself while I figure out how this teddy goes on…and how to avoid having ChrisP spray me with the hose once I’m in it!”
THAT’s a HOSE? ChrisP, that’s one interesting . . . attachment you’ve got there. Care to explain?
iam…
See, this particular teddy is for Sunshine. But what about this? dangles what looks like dental floss before his eyes
I haven’t figured out how to put it on…any suggestions?
I didn’t bring a gift as such, but I’ll gladly perform some magic for you and the other pertiers. I am a magician (in real life, even!) and can amaze and astound most everyone.
Shall I being over here for this small group of people by the punch bowl?
Hey struuter, I think that goes between your teeth. and Sunshine, I remember how you dissed my in my first post, so I will hunt you down with a Super Soaker, so beware. But no hard feelings though. I got’s much love fo ya baby.
ChrisP! If I was your trusty sidekick, there could be no hint of impropriety between us…no orange jockstrap…no wet cleavage…really, I did it for your best interests.
Besides, I note here how my regular hero has NOT shown up for the party. I may have to disown BratMan.
Well in that case I can show you my other straw. Hey, wait a second. That wasn’t to flattering to myself. Ah, the heck with it…
:strips of leather pants and tosses them:
Oops! I didn’t mean to hit you with those, Sunshine.
