::: removing leather pants from face :::
Nice…straw…you got there, Nen!
Does lilah know you’re here? Maybe I’d better invite her, just to keep you out of trouble!
Hey, lilah! Come join the party! Nen’s got his pants off and ChrisP’s running around here somewhere in a backwards orange jockstrap…
Struuter, as I told you, if you’ll just come over here with me I’ll show you how to put that on. And how to take it right back off again 
What’s that you say? Yes, I am happy to see you
Any particular reason why you so vehemently point this out??
::eek::
I’m waiting for Coldfire’s official felching interpretations: “How to and why”
Sunshine, congratulations on your 200th post!
How much longer until 1000th is directly related to how much you flirt, you know.
You better crank up the music and get this party going, baby!
It’s FRIDAY–and we don’t need any more reason than that. So, whaddya say?
DRY–
You oughta know all about flirting…
iampunha,
You KNOW what I say to an offer like that…what? Well, you just come on over HERE and I’ll tell you.
struuter
[singing] Let the Sunshine!
Let the Sunshine in!
The Suh-unshine in! [/singing]
Man, the last few days I’ve just been partying like its 1999…um…nevermind
Okay Chief just started Kareoke. I’m next.
At first I was afraid,
I was petrified.
'kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
but then I spent so many nights
just thinkin’ how you did me wrong
and I grew strong,
I learned how to get a long…
heavy disco beat, everyone sings along
::Walks over to DRY:: Hey, can I make you a drink, hun?
Woo hoo! I love karaoke!
…and now you’re back, from outer space
When you walk in the door with that same old look upon your face…
and you see me, with somebody new…I’m not that chained up little person still in love with you…
Good to see ya, Chief, DRY! (smilies aborted for this post)
Take your pants off and sidle up to the giant margarita…Nen has straws.
::: looks around for someone to shove into the hot tub…day-glo orange doesn’t run, does it? :::
a-hem
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I’d have known for just one second
You’d be back to bother me…
ducks and looks for iampunha
Hey Sunshine…very nice party.
Let me know when you start in with the Emerson, Lake and Palmer karaoke…
::music playing::
“she’s a brick house”
mighty, mighty,
just lettin’ it all hang out"
Maybe I shouldn’t ask, but why have all the songs played so far been from the seventies? Is this the theme for karaoke today?
Inquiring minds must know, but I guess I’ll settle for another margarita and some maraschino cherries.
[walks in carrying two large coconuts, a set of rubber gloves, a penlight, a beheaded GI Joe doll, a can of bon ami cleanser, and three bungee cords].
I didn’t have time to put this together or I would’ve missed the party, but trust me, these are the makings of a GREAT gift!!
[tries to put car keys into pocket and from pile in arms drops a previously not-visible large tube of KY jelly and what looks suspiciously like a male blow-up doll, still deflated]
Oops.
::a drunken Ponch stumbles in, wearing his California Highway Patrol motocycle cop uniform, carrying a some cases of beer::
burrrrrrp…hey ladies, you like a man in uniform…buuuurrrrrrp. ahh
(yeah I need alcohol to have fun)
Laying a huge watermelon on the table
Ouch!!
Bumped my head on the pinata
Congrats on 200 Sunshine!
Hey ponch, I just got wasted with Eric Estrada last week.
::stumbles:: Cool man!
So, ChrisP, can I make you a drink?
::sucks suggestively on a maraschino cherry::
Hey jj, glad you could stop by. Okay, you want to sing with me? I’ll sing Shania’s part and you can back me up.
“Let’s go girls”
…Goin’ out tonight feeling alri-ight!"
As long as you continue with the cherry thing! Bring – me–two pina coladas, I want one for each hand…
sings drunkenly
Let’s set sail with Captain Morgan…
chrisP… :eek: :eek: :eek:
(speechless, preparing flood of questions)
::brings over two pina coladas served in hollowed-out pineapples to ChrisP:: Sure you can handle both of these, cowboy? ::continues sucking at the cherry in her mouth:: If you need anything else, just ask me. I’ll be right over here.