Okay, thanks, I’ll go first.
A Girl…good Lord…amazing
AudreyK…she loves my fake NY accent…definite turn on.
Wacky Ninja…A Tick fan…need I say more…
GolfWidow…acknowledged me…that’s good enough for me.
Oh man, I know I will never be on a list like this but that is okay. I really had to share this
Thank you Very Much
-Andy Kaufman
Dammit,
another…
jjjfishe…brilliant, witty, looks that knocked me out of my chair…Lord help us…
::blushing::
You sure know how to flatter a girl!
But I did see that you had forgotten about me 
No baby, no. I didn’t forget. I just had to hurry up and send it because I had work to do. Now, it’s just me and you baby, you’re my object of lus…um focus.
::gives ChrisP a sweet kiss::
Whew. I’m glad it wasn’t a sour kiss…(groan)
Thank you folks, I’ll be here indefinitely.
Hey, jj, Do you know about the tradition of the 100th post? You get to do something special with the person who started the thread! That is just what I heard anyway…
SO, I was hoping you and GolfWidow could stop by and…using imagination…
Well. I don’t really know what she looks like but. mmmmm. Kimstu’s arguments in GD always get me hot. 
People who turn me on just by typing…
Definitely Falcon…so witty, and cynical, and yet, so gentle…
Hmmmm… I never heard of that tradition ChrisP… what did you have in mind?
Oh man, you always leave this up to me… Okay it involves that Business suit we talked about and a Harley Davidson and …oh man she’s only one away…and your imagination. BTW, Shayna told me who it was that you look like. Ever watch Renegade? You are Kathleen Kinmont’s sexy scene double, aren’t you?
blushing
ChrisP…thank you. smooch
Hey, I only speak the truth. You know as the Teeming Millions, it is our duty try and stop the spread of ignorance, and I am merely doing my duty.
blushing harder You aren’t too bad yourself, hon.
Any kind of reward for making your 2241st post? 
Hey hog! quit keeping all the women to yourself, some of us other men are lusting pretty bad ourselves you know. And stay away from my sister or i’ll break your face!
:::looks at text above in confusion:::
…Did I just say that? Must be the sun on that not so deserted island getting to me. sorry dude. Great taste in women though. And welcome to the board, don’t think i ever did welcome you. So, ladies, what exactly do we do for the 1000th post considering what’s done for the 100th post?
Oh yeah, jjjfishe is a babe, I don’t care how many damn "j"s she puts in that nick…
::warming up my best Sinatra voice::
Well, soul…since yer one of my crushes, PLUS an object of lust, ANYTHING you’d like.
Hey, I’m not hogging them. I’m working hard for them. It’s taken me over 100 posts and some pretty shameless self-promotion and flirting to even produce the meager results that I’ve achieved. Hey, why don’t we just not talk about your sister (at least while you are here) and go over to jjjfishe’s 100th post party. See, this is the kind of thing you have to do. Not that it is any trouble to do so (jjjfishe- smooch). Attend all the parties, show love to all the ladies and not offend anyone, for awhile anyway, and don’t seem too overeager. Oops, okay I screwed that one up. And have a decent picture, oops, messed that up too.
OOh OOh, look, I’m someone’s object of lust, and not just anyone’s, but Falcon’s. Now if I could just shrink my head down so I could go out the door…
In celebration of the 1000th posting, I’ll show you my boobs!
(*)(*)
Oh, my biggest crush is on Alphagene, fer sure. But soulsling, you’re up there until the day you come to D.C. and sweep Falcon off her feet.
xoxoxo,
Maggie