I’m 16, male, and horny. I routinely lust after inanimate objects. Y’all look pretty damn hot to me.
Sani, you crack me up dude!
Who do I lust after?
He knows who he is.
That’s all I am gonna say.
well, I certainly lust after techchick, in addition to the others. In fact, I think I’ll start a new thread, along the lines of Naughty Love Letters From Cheffie, just to properly proclaim my adoration of those who ask.
< clearing throat >
I’m just curious as to how many children are going to be concieved at the SD Vegas meeting…
Well, the more the merrier < giggle >
< clearing throat again >
'scuse me, but Mr. Cynical is a doll and I want him. Okay?
< giggling again >
God I feel like a school girl!
TechChick, It’s the low post count isn’t it. Damn, I knew it. Listen baby we can work around it…
Yeah, chicks go for guys with high counts. 
‘Yeah, chicks go for guys with high counts’
Don’t I know it.
Actually I hear there is quite a variety of preferences. Some like those who build up large counts right away. Other’s like those that take the time to listen and lurk before posting. those with low counts. some like those with big posts, some like those with a multitude of small posts. All in all it’s not how you post but what you post that counts. If you get my drift.
What happened to the old saying about it not being the “quantity” of the counts, but the “quality”
Quantity doesn’t matter! (Yeah, right)
Naw, I had the priviledge meeting Mr. Cynical in person. Post count means squat to me.
Well, I hope y’all will pardon this lil hijack, but I have been on vacation for about 5 days, and have missed quite a lot. Could someone email me about what I have missed? Or maybe I can catch up in chat tonight? I am really curious as to what has gone down, as much appears to have changed.
Harumph, harumph, harupmh.
Anyway, objects of lust, hmmmmm…
[ul]
[li]I still lust after techchick, even though she hates me now.[/li][li]I have always lusted after Kyla, and always will. She’s a hottie.[/li][li]Though I have never seen Chrome Toaster, my imagination runs wild and I find her quite titilatting.[/li][li]I’m probably going to get in trouble, but Ruffian makes my blood boil. I hope her fiance doesn’t kick my ass.[/li][/ul]
I could go on and on about the specifics of what it is that gets my ire up about these folks, but I don’t think that would be appropriate.
And I am sure I have forgotten a person or two, but that’s okay, as I can come back and say something like
“Oh yeah, ValerieBlaise makes me want to touch myself, but I can’t say that here because Alphagene will flame me beyond all recognition.” or something like that.
So that’s that.
What did I miss?
~Santi
Santi hun,
I don’t hate you…I just got a little miffed is all. My feathers were ruffled. My panties got in a wad. I am over it and I still wuv you too.
Don’t worry my dear, I still lust after you too but your girlfriend could snap me like a twig. Not taking any chances there.
Oh! You guys thought I meant POST counts?
ROTFLMAO!!! How the hell did you think that up?
As you can gather from my sig, I have a special interest in this subject
(blushing) Oops, forgot to enable my sig.
If maggie REALLY loved us, she’d show us this:
( {|}/ )
(OMG - did I post that OUT LOUD?)
That’s what we need more of here. More full-frontal nudity!