Oh Chris? You ain’t got just Sunshine to worry about now. points to previous post
What!?! I was kind of enjoying having her grab my ass. I mean, I have a very grabbable (is that a word) ass, and I would hate to deprive anyone of grabbing it, not that i mind grabbing it myself, but you know what they say about too much of a good thing.
Oh, you mean you were going to do that with her…I get it now smacks forehead. Um please disregard my last post.
LOL!!! Nice one.
grabs ChrisP’s ass, pointing to Omni when Chris looks for culprit
Downs a Margarita, takes off the towel and dives into the pool
Hey jj glad you could join us. Hey were all over here grabbing my ass if you’d like to join us.
Sure I’ll take a turn
Grabs ChrisP’s ass
giggles
runs
Wow, now that was a grab…
Yeah, baby, yeah.
I guess I’ll have a Long Island Ice Tea (I love those!).
(Btw jjj, I saw your picture and you look so much like
a girl I dated in HS, now I gotta go find her phone # :))
Well I was about to crash this party, but there seems to be a little to much ass grabbing going on. I’ll just take my Bottle and leave.
No, that’s okay, everyone is welcome to grab my ass. I’m not picky, unless of course we are talking about women.
You actually INVITED me to your party?? 
No one ever invites me–I usually have to sneak in while everyone else is distracted. :eek:
A good way to do this is to slip in a side entrance while everyone’s looking at the hot blonde entering via the main entrance. Only this time, the hot blonde’s throwing the party!
“One fairer than my love! the all-seeing sun
Ne’er saw her match since first the world begun.”
–Romeo and Juliet, Act 1, Scene ii
Congrats, jjjfishe, on your 100th post! By the way, you do realize that if you flirt with me enough, we can have you at 200 within a week! 
Happy 100, or as we like to say, “Happy Satan-Would-Now-Acknowledge-Me-If-I-Didn’t-Have-Such-A-Weird-Name”.
:::Grabbing a bottle of tequila in one hand, DRY in the other, ducking behind the rose bushes before Satan finds me:::
peachschnapps??? WhatthehellamIgonnado withthis girliedrink??
Istill thinkyertheguy…youare the guy.
PS…one word when it comes to your people pages picture…BOING
::: grabbing the nearest random ass :::
Hey, everybody…looks like it’s going to be my turn to have a party soon–you’re all invited! But JimmyNipples is only allowed to drink schnapps.
I am going to set a precedent here. Okay, every female doper that hits 200 posts gets to do a little something special with ChrisP. What do you think?
Congrats on the 100 posts. I’ll take a vodka and sprite. [internal voice]Hmmmm, wonder if anyone will notice me and offer to dance.[/internal voice]
I hit three hundred, does that mean I get a 50% bonus on the “little something special?”
Hell ssskuggiii, if you get the 300 post bonus, what do I get at 2200? A 1000% bonus?
thinks Like I’d mind…
Hey ssskugii and Falc, if you like you can do “whatever” with me, or with each other, and I’ll watch.
wink
Blatently flirtatious or your money back!