Anyone familiar with the Pornolizer? It converts web pages into, well, more “colourful” versions. Somehow it just called out to me to try it on our own beloved Pit:
Disclaimer: Probably not suitable for children or anyone working anywhere with a swearword filter – the language is pure BBQ Pit (no adult pictures, though).
Maybe pure ILLITERATE BBQ pit. It not only puts in misspelled terms, it has no flair for correct usage and syntax.
Well, yes, it is Swedish though.
I like the name Ed (Mistress Anal) Zotti.
OMG, matt -
That is hilarious! I love what it did to the names.
I’ll never look at John Corrado’s name the same way again…
I was afraid to open the link because of the name - I’m not into porn…
but I did it (no porn!). I thought I was gonna choke laughing!
Lynn “Long Finger” Bodoni
Ed “Bite Me” Zotti(Administrator)
The spanking BBQ Pit
These are cut and paste from the results I got, YMMV - too funny!
Serious Questions for JDT became Unclefucks “Bust-a-C**t” Titty fucks for JDT 
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That’s what I read, anyway.
Oh man, this is the best thing ever. I tried it on the friggin AOL website – it was the best!
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This is what I got on my own homepage… go figure. Skamknulle of skamknulles indeed.
I had a little fun on CNN.com:
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I just ran it on this page. Looked over at the left side where the registered and posts are and almost busted a gut. Give it a try.
Make sure the language option is set to English…
“Cecil ‘Superdick’ Adams”???
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