Yeah, it’s a crappy subject…
everybody has olde faithful and some people endorse there favorites…
but for my money, usually $3 or $4 bucks on sale, you can’t get a better colon cleaner than Red Baron Pizza. Just pop it in the oven, eat a few slices and in the morning you will be an eager-beaver ready to challenge the day!
After cutting almost all fast food out of my diet 10 months ago, its the Jack in the Box Ultimate Cheeseburger that does it for me. Ate one, (did this several times, because I miss 'em), and not 15 minutes after I finished eating did the results make themselves evident.
Man, I thought that was just me. What the hell do they make RB Pizza out of, anyway? Teflon?
For me, it’s White Castle cheeseburgers. They don’t call 'em “sliders” for nothin…
I’ve had Red Baron frozen pizza, and can’t remember it being different from other mid-quality brands (though they call themselves “premium quality”). What makes it a good colon cleanser?
I’ve noticed a similar effect. Sometimes I have to go on a field exercise with my squadron, where we eat nothing but field kitchen food and MREs for a week or so. Those of you who’ve been on that kind of a diet knows what it does to you, and why MREs are often called a “bowel plug in a bag.” When we get back, I’ll hit the Burger King on base and order… pretty much anything, really. Wait ten minutes and BAM. I swear, it’s like a freight train.
When the movie Congo came out in 1995, Taco Bell had a tie-in product called the “volcano burrito.” After hearing the radio ad for the “volcano burrito” for the first time, my reaction was something like this:
Me: Volcano Buritto? Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Haaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa! O my God that’s the funniest thing I ever heard! What marketing genius came up with that one! Volcano Burrito! Watch out! Hahahaha- hmmmm. I actually kinda want one.
So, I went to Taco Bell to try this thing. It really wasn’t that different from their regular bean and cheese burrito, but the sauce was different. Not super spicy, but a different flavor.
Well, about half an hour after I ate that burrito, Mt. Posterior got ready to erupt. And it did so in a spectacular fashion. It was like an inverted Mount St. Helens, in a way.
Unfortunately, the volcano burrito, unlike the movie which spawned its existence, did not prove popular, and it was discontinued within four weeks. A shame, really, because every time I find that the mail is not moving as swiftly as I would like it to, I find myself wishing in vain for another volcano burrito to help me deliver it.
I was just at the grocery store. The nutritional analysis for Red Baron pepperoni pizza says that it has 19 grams of fat per serving. Tony’s pepperoni and Tombstone pepperoni also have 19 grams of fat.