You may not know what you’re talking about, but I certainly know what you’re talking about. Good choices for giving, especially “Simply Irresistable”. A “rainstorm” ambience CD works well, too…would you like me to show you why sometime? 
Welcome aboard, kwiturbitchyn–and I’m another guy who likes to snuggle. But I’ll go quietly if you like…
WOW!
I would be willing to volunteer for your relaxation treatments.
Great post. You have put the rest of us newbies to shame.
Why just for women?
Padeye,
I’m listening to that right now–at work. Nice mental image to go with it now. Thank you. Thank you very much.
Strawberries? Did I hear strawberries? I just happen to have a whole refrigerator FULL of strawberries. 
AND I happen to have some whipped cream to go along with them.
I just happen to also own a secluded beach that we can run off to. I’ll bring the strawberries and whipped cream. And since my secluded beach doesn’t have any electricity to use for the music, then I guess we’ll just have to make our own music. Hmm.
I STILL think I know you from someplace. :D:D:D:D I hope it isn’t just my wishfull thinking.
==walks away in a daze, dreaming==
I had no idea when I first wrote this what in the heck I was doing, I was just expressing myself, YOU all are wonderful, I love reading the responses and Thank YOU all for the nice warm WELCOME into this site 
I think I am gonna have to make myself at home here and fit right in, oh and by the way cheezit, hmmmmm do we know each other? awhhhh Im not sure but its always fun to walk around in a daze wishfully thinking,…lol and the thoughts that go with it as far as the music well I agree with ya all.
Well off to work I go, its been fun, NOW only to hope for a very stressful day so i can unstress myself when i get home…hmmm where is that most beautiful man? damn I gotta find him before I stress myself out again… WELL YOU ALL HAVE A VERY NICE DAY AND THANK YOU ALL… when someone stresses you out just tell em to KWITURBITCHYN it will remind you of this thread and put a smile on your face.
Welcome aboard.
I can see the guys drolling
over the keyboard now.:D:D
kwiturbitchyn - I didn’t know if the “typical male response” response was ment as an insult or not but I’m not taking it as one. Welcome again. You’re a terrific addition to the board.
AudreyK and struuter - Come to the Vegas DopeDebauch 2000 and we’ll discuss mood music over fru-fru umbrella drinks.
Hey AudreyK, I volunteer to show you anytime you so desire! Balance beat me to it though. 
Yep, that’s me–I’m as quick with my fingers as I am with my tongue…er…ahem…I mean “I quickly type or speak replies.”
That’s Ok honey, I liked it better the first way you said it
This seems like a good place for a hijack–The best music music to have oral sex by.
Is this love-- Bob Marley
Any thing by John Klemmer
My hubby likes Calypso music( hey don’t knock it till you’ve tried it)
Fields of Gold or most anything else by Sting
Dave Matthews
Christiansands–Tricky
I’ve been waiting–Matthew Sweet
The sensual world–Kate Bush
Other activities would require a different sountrack
:o
I don’t suppose anyone would believe me if I said I’m too shy to flirt back in response to those offers…
Add Fiona Apple’s “Criminal” and “Crash” by Dave Matthews to the soundtrack…
::wonders if she really should burn such a CD::
Padeye, when is the Vegas gathering? I’ll probably still be teaching then… ::sigh::
Wow. Wow.
Wow.
Is it okay if I want to do it again?
Please? That’s all I will ask of you, I promise.
Wow.
Great intro, Kwitur! And I love the name. That’s what I say to a lot of people that just plain piss me off Welcome to the board
Well damn KWITURBITCHYN whew!!! i knew i liked ya for some reason lmao
Works for me.
Hmmm, Jean Grey, can I work for you.
kiss you there??
do people really do that?
Pssst, craiger, no, nobody ever does that. It’s just an urban legend that Hollywood promotes. It’s a prank, like snipe hunting, the jackalope, and pissing on an electric fence. Adults just have meaner pranks.
(Hey folks, I know, I can’t help it. I thought I was bad for never having played strip poker. Let’s see if I’m believed. ;))
What a coincidence!! I have this urge to walk into a strange female’s house, pry her legs apart and ummm muff dive, then poke her until both of us get off. I too imagine being on a secluded beach laying on the sand feeling the warn breeze moving over my nekkid body. Then I get up and go get a beer somewhere, knowing I have fulfilled some chick’s fantasy. Hell, I’ll sleep better as well.