Ok am I crazy or what? I am thinking how stressed I am right now and what I would love to do to get the stress off my mind…well this is the best thing I could come up with.
I have come home from work oh so stressed I light all my candles in the house, turn on some eagle eye cherry, go take a warm bubble bath, put some soft smelly powder on, walk out of the bathroom into the bedroom, drop the towel, fall back on the bed…mmmmmm here it goes…AND in walks the most beautiful MAN I have ever seen. He kneels down infront of me touching me gently, (ohhh yeah) then with my legs up and my thighs apart he ummm starts kissing me there, I then close my eyes imagining being on a secluded beach laying on the sand feeling the warm breeze moving over my naked body, smelling the clean air, and hearing the ocean dance, Until He has made me reach the most intense orgasm I have ever had in my life. Then to have him get up walk away and let me fall asleep so peacefully, and not want him to expect anything else in return, NOT making me say to him to KWITURBITCHYN…ohhh such an unstressful event…
And I agree with everything, but him getting up and leaving. I love snuggling with my honey afterwards. He is so warm and comfortable…ummm, wishing I wasn’t at work right now.
Very nice. I’m in total agreement with you. In fact, that was EXACTLY what I was thinking as I opened this thread. I hope you’re prepared for all manner of wanton flirting now. You have officially asked for it with that post.
Welcome aboard. mutters to self, wishing she’d thought of it…
Hot damn! Yet another addition to the plethora of beautiful, and quite open, women of the board. All just waiting for the J-man to get his move on…and…hey, how come you’re all looking at me like that? Oh, yeah. Alright, I’ll go. Later.
Lessee… I’ve got a nice beach here… I’ve got some good CDs (music to have oral sex to!)… Now all I need to do is have myself a stressful day!! Bring it on!! I can’t wait!!
Hey, welcome. That is quite a post for your first one, too. Actually my day in reality was sorta like that…minus the beach, minus the music and the bath. I love my boyfriend
I agree with Bluemonchichi, I like him to stay with me afterwards and snuggle and so does he
My personal preference is disk 2 of the Citizen Steely Dan box set, particularly Pearl of the Quarter. I think it’s Jeff Baxter’s steel guitar work that does it. K.D. Lang’s Ingenue is an obvious choice, particularly Constant Craving. They also work well for other more, uh, innovative forms of interpersonal recreation.
That’s for giving. For getting you can put on anything and I won’t bitch but if I have a choice it’s ZZ Top’s Tube Snake Boogie.
And you thought I was going to say Pearl Necklace.
kwiturbitchyn - that was one hell of a first post. Welcome to SDMB.
typical male response that why i would want you to leave afterwards…lol and eagle eye cherry is wonderful. but i think i did forget one thing, ohh that would be the strawberries But you know what?.. I LIKE YA ANYWAY,
I agree with that selection. I’d also have to add Robert Palmer’s “Simply Irresistible”, “Down Low” by R. Kelly, and oooh, “Red House” by Jimi Hendrix.
:rolleyes: Yeah, like I know what I’m talking about…
I think you’re going to fit in well around here kwiturbitchyn.
Music to have oral sex by?
Personally I think it’d be different when I was giving to receiving but the african chanting (something like the Power of One soundtrack) would be fun.
No I’m not going to tell you whether that’s for giving or getting…
But you know what?.. I LIKE YA ANYWAY,