The Best THREE STOOGES Lines!

Yep, that’s the one.

Thanks for the info about the vaudeville roots – while I enjoyed the song, I didn’t think it quite fit the “Stooge style,” and was wondering why it was used.

There’s no need to Kazaa it. As Why A Duck said in the previous thread you can find it at threestooges.com in the sounds dept.

How are we gonna shoot golfs without guns?

Wasn’t it is “Moe and Larry the cheese!!”?

From Capacitor

“Soitenly it was!!!”

FYI, check out the sound section at www.threestooges.com.

They’ve got everything. Including The Curly Shuffle!

The Lawyers Law firm was Dewey, Cheatem and Howe

I always laugh when I hear Curly say “If at first you don’t succeed, keep on sucking 'till you do suck seed.”

Moe: “What does the giger counter say?”
Larry: “click-click click-click click-click . . .”
<moe pokes him in the eyes>
Moe: “Gimme that . . . .”


Curley: “Don’t you dare hit me in the head! You know I’m not normal.”


Curly, upon spotting a radio: “Ooh, a boogie woogie box!”

And my all-time favorite: “Wise guy!”

I’ve got a black and white poster in my room with the words “The 4 Wise Guys of the 20th century” and an altered picture of Mt. Rushmore featuring Einstein, Gandhi, ML King, and…Curly.
I LOVE it.

“Moe–Omay. Larry, Arrylay.
So you’re…”

“Curlicue!”

Yup – it was their only Oscar nomination.

BTW, the title of that short was “Men in Black.” The Stooges saving the world from the scum of the universe. :slight_smile:

It wasn’t uttered by a Stooge (the Police Chief), but I never got over:

“I was at a lodge meeting.”

(followed by the lie detector going berserk, and the dispassionate operator informing the embarrassed Chief that his response had broken the machine.)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Drink four of these,
And woo-woo woo WOO!!!

WHOA.

Now there’s a concept picture I’d love to see! :smiley:

Who OWNS the rights to the THREE STOOGES? Whoever does must be making a fortune!

slight clarification: The one where he went nuts and needed cheese was when he saw a mouse.

When Curly went nuts when he saw tassels you had to tickle his chin to calm him down.

One other episode was that he went nuts whenever he smelled “Wild Hyacinth” perfume. The cure? Tickle his right foot.

So many great ones…

“Hey, dreamboat”… “Not you, shipwreck!”

Lady: “Young man, you act as if the Sword of Damacles is hanging over your head!”
Larry: “Lady, you must be psychic!”

Shemp is in love with “Nora” and thinks she is beautiful, even though she looks like five miles of bad road.
Larry: “Give me another drink. I can still see her face!”

The boys are ice fishing, and Curly hooks Moe and pulls him down through Moe’s hole, under the ice, and up through Curly’s hole.
Curly: “Hey, this fish looks just like Moe!”

Moe, lecturing the boys on their manners: “Never call a babe a dame.” (turns to the lady they offended) “Right, Toots?”

Moe (at a fancy parlor liquor cabinet): “Sparkling water with your liquor?”
Larry: “Always!”
Moe: sprays him in the face.

Stop me, please!.. Timmy

‘I’m a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm!’

‘Down on the street where the faces shine, floating around in a real low mind’

‘Well, maybe go out, maybe stay home, maybe call Mom on the telephone’

What the Fresh Hell does that have to do with the Three Stooges?:dubious:

It was a joke about misreading the thread title. I’m sorry. :o