The Best THREE STOOGES Lines!

Curly Singing:

Oh Mammy

Ya cleaned my clothes, ya blew my nose, ohhhh Mammy…
…it’s your Sonny from Alabamie…
… fry me some eggs and hammy…
…ohhhh Mammy…

Curly Singing Again:

“She was bread in old Kentuky…
But she’s just a crumb up here…”

Wise guy, eh?

I ought to murder you!

Ah pointless violence. . . .

:cool:

That’s “moiduh ya”!

The boys are in a resturant, waiting to be served. Curly sees a waiter and puts two fingers in his mouth to whistle. Moe slaps him down (what else would he do?) and says “Not that way you dummy! This is a CLASSY joint.” Waves his arm and say “Hey, waiter!”

Perfect.

That’s “moiduh ya”!

The boys are in a resturant, waiting to be served. Curly sees a waiter and puts two fingers in his mouth to whistle. Moe slaps him down (what else would he do?) and says “Not that way you dummy! This is a CLASSY joint.” Waves his arm and yells “Hey, waiter!”

Perfect.

My favorite exchange between Moe and Curly also happened verbatim between my ex-wife and me (she’d never seen the episode which made it even funnier):
Curly and Moe/Max and Ex run into each other.

Curly/Max: Why I oughta…!

Moe/Ex (with irate voice): You oughta what?!

Curly/Max (backing down): I oughta be more careful!

Curly: “I was as pure as the driven snow.”

Moe: “Yeah, but you drifted.” <smack!>