A douche, as described, is essentially a narcissistic personality disorder. IMO, when you look it up, there is a picture of Gene Simmons. Even psychotherapists (which I am) almost universally loathe interacting with them. And then they sue you.
Yes you may. What a DB.
How to choose? My first thought was Sylvia Browne.
I figured he’d get the sympathy vote…what whit him losing the $200 he was gonna party with that weekend. :o
Dieter Bohlen.
After our thread last week on him, he gets my vote. A rapist who teaches other men to rape? Douchery in the nth degree. I got so sickened by his words that I couldn’t post anymore to the thread that I started.
I won’t lie to you, I recently purchased the book for a friend of mine for christmas (everyone thinks this friend is a HUGE douche bag, I figured a look at Tucker Max would make him feel better about himself, I’m sure it does) well anyhow, as much as I think Tucker Max is the biggest douche bag ever, I do enjoy reading the book and get a good laugh at pretty much everything he writes… I suppose that makes me a slight d-bag as well.
I assume, you’ve seen his homepage 
It was very difficult to even listen to the guy. And yes, the last few seconds were awesome. Somehow, I think he still managed to party that weekend even without the $200.
Sports douches:
Plaxico Burress
Michael Vick
John Rocker
Dennis Rodman
Hey, don’t be so hard on him. After all, there’s a 78% chance he’ll be mistaken for Johnny Depp! It’s listed on his Skills page!
http://www.johnedward.net/about_John_Edward.htm Here he is. Why do people buy his spiel.
An example from the UK: Derek Ogilvie. AKA ‘The Baby Mind Reader’.
See some of his prime douchebaggery at around 3:40 til about 7:20.
“Who the fuck are these men in my house? She’s swearing at me!”
“Well, babies are notoriously foul mouthed. This one just called Derek a prick!”
I’d like to see some pictures of him as a “Costumed Character”.
I spell it OPRAH.
Male equivalent: Dr. Phil