Yep it’s true, Evil Bitch - that promiscuous teddy bear from Down Under - touched down somewhere in the States over the weekend. Even as I type this she’s out on the town getting drunk with a doper.
For those of you hosting the bitch, I thank you in advance and also for your patience.
Well now she’s there and when she arrives you’ll notice she has a journal which I hope you’ll write in on her behalf. I’d also like to see pics of you and her doing whatever, wherever. They can be emailed to email@example.com or sent to the address with the bear. We want to collect piucs of her and as many dopers as possible.
You should also feel free to post to this thread at any stage though it’s NOT compulsory which is why I haven’t identified the person currently showing EB the town. They can post for themselves IF they choose.
Please look after her guys. She’s my ONLY evil teddy…
p.s. I’d also like to think that you will share your bed with EB. She’s very open-minded and not in a relationship atm. And I know one of her goals is to become the most promiscuous member of the SDMB community…
1992: The term “surfing the net” coined, EuroDisney opens, China opens it first MacDonalds, Bill Clinton elected US president, Superman killed by Doomsday (tho resurrected the following year)