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EVIL BITCH LIVES!
EB checking in. Have been trying to get this lazy sod to post for weeks now, but she’s been jetting off to here and there. Mostly I’ve been on the Bar and Pub Tour of Chicago and Manchester, with stops in St. Louis. There’s a few points of interest I’ve visited, but mostly it’s drunken Yanks and Limeys. Go figure, considering who I’m staying with. Hasn’t been so bad, overall. Got to pick up lots of vernacular, with a good sprinkling of just plain ol’ cuss words. I will be handed off to my next drunkard…wait, I mean HOST at ChiDope on 10March. Sorry, that must have been Freudian. I still hate everyone, and I’ve developed a small tear in my head. Won’t tell you how I got that one, but let’s just say I have a new notch in my belt <wink, wink>. Anyway, band tomorrow, ChiDope on Saturday, then the NEW CHAPTER OF THE EVIL BITCH SAGA BEGINS!
I hate you all.
EB
Maybe I’m reviving something that is supposed to die, but I just want to know what ever happened to EB.
I’m about ready to buy my OWN bear and send it to some random Doper and see what happens!
Yeah, yeah, where is she? It’s now officially too late for dogsled rides, but there’s still Dirty Gertie’s (Diamond Tooth Gerties, the longest-running legal gambling establishment in Canada).
tisiphone, I meant what I said about buying a bear. If you are REALLY interested I WILL buy a cute, cuddly bear and send it to YOU. You can send me pictures and I will put them in a book. Then you can decide who is worthy of getting the bear next. Now, what to call it? I have a cat named Road Warrior(it’s a long story) Since the bitch is presumed to be female(and I can’t remember any of the female character names from the Mad Max trilogy) how about Tina?(for Tina Turner from Thunderdome)If you care to, send me your snail mail address and I will send you TINA.
Sounds good to me. Underbear seems to have gotten lost, as well as Evilbitch. Wonder if they’re partying together?
Sigh. I guess the Yukon was a little to close to real adventure for them, city bears that they are.
Incoming…
tisiphone, when I get the address I will send Tina up to the frozen North. I will also send copies of pictures of Tina at various places here in Topeka, Kansas. She should be on her way within a couple of days of getting her mailing directions. I will also include a book for a trip diary. That should stay with Tina after you send her on to some worthy Doper. I want to get a picture of Tina at a meeting of our City Council. They all act like a bunch of kids anyway, but maybe the mayor will sign her trip diary. Hope to hear from you soon. My email address is available for the clicking.
Firstly, what can I say except sorry.
8 months ago a great idea began to form and take place and unfortunately there were a lot of complications in my own personal life that hindered the great adventures of Evil Bitch.
The Evil Bitch World Tour is something that I still would very much like to do. The mundane problems associated with this are that it will take a lot of effort to organise each leg of the trip.
What would make the trip possible is if one person in each country of the world was to step forward as a volunteer to organise ‘foster parents’ in each country. This will make the whole process go a lot smoother.
If anyone is interested in that I can be emailed at candidate@luke-for-god.8k.com
On a more personal note I apologise to everyone for the delay, I am sorry I have been so long from the straight dope and I am glad to be back.
I hope you all are still talking to me.
Luke.