The NEW IMPROVED EVIL BITCH tour

For those of you who came in late the Cliff notes: Evil Bitch is a teddy bear. We’re about to send her out into the world. We’re looking for people to look after her and show the sights. Basically we’ll send her to you or a regional rep and you’ll show her around, take photos, fill out her journal, maybe post us a postcard and then forward her onto the next person on the list.

More details to follow, but because we want to get this up and running quickly I’m calling for volunteers now. You can be a regional co-ordinator or just a friend to the bear but make sure you try and get a photo taken with her as she passes by you. It’s a worldwide tour so everyone will get a chance.

If you ARE chosen as a regional co-ordinator please note you will be the responsible one for getting her to her next point of call.

We’re hoping she can take in some dopefests on the way…

Email us at evilbitch@madmanmail.com if you’re interested. Post questions here. You have a week to sign up.

Have I forgotten to mention anything?

When you email or sign up, we need your email address and location (just city, state and country for the time being) so we can work out the most efficient route.

Yippee! This is the best news I’ve had all day! Hoo Ahh!

E-mail is on it’s way!

Woo hoo!

Oh by the way due to technical difficulties (ie a falling out with pLt) we probably need all those previously registered to re-register. I can remember some of you but better to be safe than sorry guys.

Check your email!

:slight_smile:

Cool. Send that Evil Bitch to Kansas! E-mail’s on the way.

You knew I had to be in on this. :smiley:

I’m SO in on this.

I’m in!!! Knowing anything, I’ll get her around February or March… Renfest time! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

I’ll sign up again…
Keith

I’m in. Ain’t no way I’m missing this after the first two tries.

Forget the rest of the mid-atlantic posters ( Olent and Falc) If you want the bitch to see the true down and dirty side of this area, I’m your man!( and guys, I will need you for the best of DC. I just figure I’m the one who can lay all of the best/worst of B-town open. hehe) I’ll send an e-mail tonight. I promise to do my best to get a pic with the mayor and the gov’nor-and a few hookers too!

I’ve got Chicago in the bag. Of course, if I get EB by x-mas, she can go to DopeFest with me! Let’s get this thing started!

Woohoo! The Bitch is Back!

E-mail’s on its way, dpr.

EB tours NYC! Perhaps a NYC doperfest is in order.

Kewl.

Ok Bay Area Bitchfesters…

We need all of you that previously had plotted with the evil bitch to get in touch with me again.

:smiley:

-Sam

email sent. eb will have a good time in philly.

GAWD! Where have you been? Eating garlic? :slight_smile:

I am down with your original plan, it was so funny!

I’ll sign up again. I don’t know if Chicago had a regional coordinator–probably Valerie if we did.

Email on its way.

My mail is in for the Vancouver (B.C.) area, volunteering to be the boss for here.

Mail me if you want in. The next volunteer gets to be boss!