“Sing it, Mr. Louie!”
“I…I just can’t…”
“We double dare you! Triple dare you!”
I like to eat boogers, and I don’t know what to do,
The only thing I like more than boogers is poo.
Boogers, boogers, boogers, boogers…(repeat 3 more times)
Boogers in the morning, boogers in the night,
When I’m eatin’ boogers, I feel all right.
I like to live with boogers, I got boogers everywhere,
I got boogers 'tween my toes, and boogers in my hair.
I like to pray to the Booger in the Sky,
I hope I turn into a giant booger when I die.
Boogers, HEY! Boogers, HEY! Boogers, HEY! HEY! HEY!
(sung to the tune of the Smothers Brothers’ “Men Song” and Monty Python’s “Spam”)
“I’m never playing that again. Well, maybe for next year’s class.”
“Now take out your journals and write an essay on humor.”