“In a strange way, I’m beginning to relate to feminine hygiene product commercials.”
snerk! That is so going in the sig file.
Been wearing B.B.s since the non-designer brands became available. For me, there IS no other type of unnerware. (I’ve over-sized cotton boxers, but those are designated “sleep shorts” - strictly for sleeping & 'round-the-house lounging, where being floppy isn’t a distraction.)
But thanks to a recent gift, I’ve become a devotee of a new sub-set of BBs: Hanes™ bandless. No open elastic band around the waist, it’s completely sewn in! Ahh, complete surcease from chafing. And the Mrs. Tygr appreciates them on me, too. 'Specially the charcoal-on-gray pin-striped pair.
Thanks, Mom! :D[sup]– I’ll never bitch about you giving me underwear for Christmas again![/sup]
In mixed company, good sir? There are gentlewomen present!
[sub]I’m one of the crowd who at one point feared I might be too small. That crowd usually overemphasizes length over girth, too.
Tighties tend to bunch everything together, whereas BBs have that sorta bulgy look for a greater area, which makes it look like you’re packing even if you’re a woman. Not coincidentally, that’s why fizzy doesn’t wear 'em. She enjoys boy-cut undies.
I have since been informed, FTR, that I am not too small. Phew!
This ends your iampunha genitalia/underwear update for the year.[/sub]
I was sixty years old before I ever wore boxer briefs. I regarded them as Garments of the Anti-Christ. I believed that God had decreed that Southern Baptist men HAD to wear tighty-whitey undies and that was that. Marcie bought me a couple of boxer briefs and cajoled me into wearing them. Now, my soul is lost and I will not wear any other underwear, ever. Why, I’d rather go WITHOUT underwear than go back to the tighty-whitey things. I hope I can be forgiven.
pun, you confessed your size in last year’s penis poll. Relax. Do you still trim?
I also like the lack of pressure to pack BBs. I could never pack briefs because although I have a massive tool, my nuts aren’t quite so big. Made me feel inadequate in the high school change room. (We all wore briefs then; it was the 80s.) BBs don’t present that problem, especially if you’re wearing a dark colored pair.
And so, I continue to celebrate. I’m wearing nothing but a t-shirt and BBs as I type this!
If I have the technical capability I was planning on tuning in every once in a while.
And I think as the originator of the sales idea I should get the first pair free. Like a finder’s fee. But the only way I’d want the spooge would be if I had a hand (so to speak) in having it end up there.
Now if you put on a wife-beater and slooooooowly tore it off, that I might pony up for.
There are no ordinary wife-beaters in the Pad of Evil®, Otto, although we do have some tank tops and black jockstraps.
And cock rings, and dildos, and leather cuff restraints, and plenty of rope and duct tape…
{{ahem}} But that’s not the point of this thread.
I have played a trick on my lover. I have taken all four pair of the solid color BBs I bought a couple of weeks ago and hidden them at the bottom of the underwear drawer. I must have a solid colored pair for my gym date with my co-worker Chuck.
This is so weird. I just started changing over to boxer-briefs today and I was going to start a thread on how nice b-b’s are.
Went to the store and bought a 4-pack(2 black and 2 gray). Got a free pair with a pack I bought last year and took me a while to wear them because they looked so weird. I don’t like black though, seems weird. On a woman black is great, but on me…?? nu-uh.
They still feel kinda weird, but the ‘freedom’ is rather nice. As the tighty-whiteys get dirty, in the trash they go.
Okay; these garments have saved souls, saved lives, and women want to jump your bones in them. And apparently they may play some optical illusion that may soothe my psyche. You’ve all piqued my curiosity, so I bought a couple of pairs today. I’ll try to report tomorrow (unless some woman is having her way with me).
About a year ago, hubby got a free pair of BBs with a 3-pack of briefs (he’s always been a briefs guy, except the last time we were trying to get pregnant and were having a difficult time of it; he switched to boxers for a while because we had heard it helps keep sperm count high). When he took the BBs out of the package, I thought they looked weird. But then, when he put them on, oh, man, I just wanted him! Right then, and right there!
I didn’t know they have colored/printed ones now. I know what his anniversary present will be!
Do you still trim?