1. “You idiot! You had an eleven; why didn’t you double down?”
In blackjack, if you’re using the basic strategy (without card counting), you should always double down if you have a hard eleven.
2. Who wrote about the winds of war?
Herman Wouk.
3. There was an owl, and the barber kept on shaving.
James T. Fields, The Owl Critic
“Who stuffed that white owl?” No one spoke in the shop;
The barber was busy, and he couldn’t stop;
The customers, waiting their turns, were reading
The Daily, the Herald the Post, little heeding
The young man who blurted out such a blunt question;
Not one raised a head, or even made a suggestion;
And the barber kept on shaving.
4. I like Macanudos better than Montecristos, and the Arturo Fuentes aren’t so bad, either. What am I describing?
cigars
5. What happens in football if a fumble goes out of bounds? Be complete.
A fumble that goes forward and out of bounds will return to the fumbling team at the spot of the fumble unless the ball goes out of bounds in the opponent’s end zone. In this case, it is a touchback.
6. How many different straight flush hands are there?
Fourty. Ace-King-Queen-Jack-Ten to Five-Four-Three-Two-Ace in four suits.
7. Who knew that writing institutes of the Christian religion would cause you to be known as helping to institute a Christian religion? John did.
John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion
8. I can’t decide between annuals and perennials. Help me.
Well, you would have to replace your annual plants every year, so I would stick to the perennial plants, which will last for several years and therefore give you more time to sleep on the couch Sunday afternoons.
9. Inspector Lestrade wasn’t quite as smart as this guy.
Sherlock Holmes.
10. Under what circumstances in chess does the capturing piece not end up on the captured piece’s square?
En Passant capture.
11. Seven is a lucky number at the craps tables, but David, Rennie, Tom, Abbie, John, Lee, and Jerry might not agree.
The Chicago Seven Trial, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA -vs- DAVID T. DELLINGER, RENNARD C. DAVIS, THOMAS E. HAYDEN, ABBOTT H. HOFFMAN, JERRY C. RUBIN, LEE WEINER, JOHN R. FROINES.
12. Hello, I am Edmond. I was all set to get married and become the captain of my own commercial vessel, when my enemies conspired, framed me and had me sent away to prison. After fourteen years I escaped, and managed to get revenge on everyone who wronged me. What’s my last name, and who told my story to the world?
Edmond Dantes, aka The Count of MonteCristo, the novel by Alexandre Dumas (father).
13. Hello, I am Edmund. I like faeries and royalty – not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Edmund Spenser, author of “The Faerie Queene”
14. Hello, I am Edmond. Along with Peter, Susan, and Lucy, I discovered an oddity in one of the pieces of furniture in the house.
Edmond Pevensie, King under King Peter, the High King of Narnia, and the Lone Isles.
In C.S. Lewis’ THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE…the wardrobe led to Narnia.
15. Hello, I am Edvard. Ironically, I secretly can’t stand any kind of shouting at all.
Edvard Munch, who painted “The Scream”.
16. My grandmother was Nana, but how many luftballons were there, according to Nena?
Neun und neunzig Luftballons (eighties pop song)
17. I’m not a gud speler but I have some boxight oar. What kind of mettle is in my future?
Aluminum occurs in igneous rocks chiefly as aluminosilicates in feldspars, feldspathoids, and micas; in the soil derived from them as clay; and upon further weathering as bauxite and iron-rich laterite. Bauxite, a mixture of hydrated aluminum oxides, is the principal aluminum ore.
18. “And homeless near a thousand homes I stood, and near a thousand tables pined and wanted food.”
William Wordsworth, GUILT AND SORROW OR INCIDENTS UPON SALISBURY PLAIN
19. Poor Jud is dead – except that he’s not, at that point, is he?
Rogers & Hammerstein - Oklahoma
20. I’ve got an oblong solid with sides of 3(pi), 4, and 5. I carve out of it a cylinder of radius 2 and height 3. What’s the volume of the former oblong?
Maybe I’m missing something, but I would say that your oblong solid could be a “rectangular” solid with sides 3pi, 4, 5 and volume 60pi.
21. First Sunday after the first full moon after the vernal equinox.
The commonly stated rule that Easter is the first Sunday after the first Full Moon after the Vernal Equinox is not quite correct. Easter is actually the first Sunday after the ``Paschal Full Moon’’. The date of the Paschal Full Moon is determined from tables, and it may differ from the date of the the actual Full Moon by up to two days! The possible dates for the Paschal Full Moon are March 21 through April 18. This gives the date of Easter as March 22 through April 25.
22. Who murdered Roger Ackroyd?
Dr. Sheppard.
23. If Janet Reno were Bill Clinton’s sister, it would be an eerie parallel to what other administration?
John F. Kennedy appointed his Brother Robert F. Kennedy Attorney General.
24. His characters include Lazarus Long, Zeb Carter, Jubal Harshaw, and Maureen Johnson Smith.
Robert Heinlein.
25. La Cage Aux Follies is one thing, but can you tell me about Fulton’s Folly and Seward’s Folly?
steamboats and purchase of Alaska
26. The stage has Tonys, the screen Oscars. What do television shows have? How about commercials?
emmys and clios
27. I can clarify my point if you don’t quite grasp it, but can I do it with butter?
To clarify butter, melt any amount of butter over gentle heat, then skim off the foamy white substance that has collected on the surface. Spoon out the clear yellow liquid (this is the clarified butter); there will be a little milky substance left. Use the clarified butter for sauteing; it doesn’t burn as easily as unclarified butter. (The “milk solids” can be discarded, added to the dish later, or used to flavor soups, sauces or vegetables.)
28. What do Sirica and Gesell have in common?
Watergate. John Sirica engaged in the initial search for facts in the break-in that lead to President Nixon’s resignation. Gerhard Gesell ruled that Nixon’s firing of Special Prosecutor Archibald Cox was unconstitutional.
29. The heavyset sergeant for Stalag 13, the former secretary of state, and the guy who worked for peanuts all share something. What?
The last name Schulz.
30. Dr. Brackett often used the radio to tell John and Roy what to do – because, after all, they weren’t doctors.
TV show.
EMERGENCY!, a drama series, aired on NBC on Saturday evenings from 8:00 to 9:00pm EST from January 22, 1972 to July of 1972, and then from September of 1972 until September 3, 1977.
Johnny Gage, played by Randy Mantooth, Squad 51 Paramedic who loved the ladies.
Roy DeSoto, played by Kevin Tighe, Squad 51 Paramedic and dedcated family man who had to put up with Johnny.
Kelly Brackett, M.D., played by Robert Fuller, the top physician in the Emergency Room at Rampart Hospital.
31. This man has just turned twenty-one, and tries to quit his job. Turns out he can’t, because he’s really only five (and a little bit). Fortunately, he might end up with a career military man for a father-in-law, and a LOT of sisters-in-law. What are we talking about?
Gilbert and Sullivan, the Pirates of Penzance.
32. Guiteau Pleads Guilty To Shooting, Says Victim Deserved It. This is a mythical headline, but what would be the year and who would be the victim?
Shortly after his inauguration in 1881, President James A. Garfield was assassinated by one mildly loopy Charles Julius Guiteau.
33. You can’t deal me the aces, and think I wouldn’t play. Don’t let this be the reason you would walk away.
Cheryl Wheeler, Aces
*34. Maybe I’m not particularly tranquil if I get to third base on a date, but