The Bronze Turd Award appears in Washington DC

The BBQ Pit
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Nobody seems to have noted this, so I will

Here’s a transcript of the inscription:

This memorial honors the brave men and women who broke into the United States Capitol on January 6, 2021 to loot, urinate and defecate throughout those hallowed halls in order to overturn an election.

President Trump celebrates these heroes of January 6th as “unbelievable patriots” and “warriors.” This monument stands as testament to their daring sacrifice and lasting legacy.

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A few more details on the person(s) behind it:

The statue does not indicate who the artist is or who created it. However, according to the Washington Post, the National Park Service approved a permit request from Julia Jimenez-Pyzik of Civic Crafted LLC to install a statue on the National Mall until 30 October.

And it has a name:

It added that the statue is named The Resolute Desk.

There will apparently be another one:

According to NBC News, the permit indicates that another statue, depicting a hand emerging from a stone base and holding a tiki torch, will be installed next week between the Capitol and the White House.

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Well how about that shit?

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Man, I love DC.

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The sequel:

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I soooo want a mini poop statue.

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I’ll make you one tonight!

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You should have been at my shool last Wednesday morning. Some aspiring (and skillful) artist made a mini-statue out of dung and put it right in front of the commode.

How I wish I were making this up.

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At least it wasn’t in the hallway.

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What happened to it?

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No idea. I can’t find any stories about it this month.

Maybe Catalans took it and are hitting it, hoping it will give up its nougat