The Bundys are at it again.

An Oregon TV news piece about the Klamath River features footage of and about the guy/s who have stated that they will open the headgate; the whole piece is about 5:40 but I queued the video to about :30 before the crazy:

Seems very much like something Bundy would love to get involved with. That sort of action could only help with his run for governor.

Well, Idaho does have one lake that just might be big enough to turn a medium sized battleship around in without scraping.

But don’t try doing that with a fully laden container cargo ship!

Not after Bundy and his water thieving friends get ahold of it.

I misread this as medication and I was thinking “This is long overdue.”

Ammon Bundy was on hand for the giant syringe-burning in Utah.

They can make an annual festival of this. The very first Annual Burning Jab Festival in the desert!

Wow. I knew that Owen Benjamin had dropped off my comedy radar, but I didn’t know that this was his new venture.

I went on my Ammon Bundy news excursion today and found that we’ve missed some developments.

For one, Mr. Bundy was found guilty of trespassing at the Capitol and was sentenced:

Right after the verdict was handed down, he tweeted:

The man’s word is clearly a solid, unbreakable bond.

Next, Mr. Bundy appealed to the court to reverse his conviction and instead find him innocent; he has, as you might expect, some novel legal arguments that he presented to the court:
https://www.capitalpress.com/state/idaho/ammon-bundy-asks-judge-to-toss-out-trespassing-verdict/article_f4b7f2cd-674d-54d5-b136-1b49840e93c4.html

And since he’s stated that he is going to run for the office of Governor, he’s said that one of his campaign platforms is that Public Lands (Forest, etc.) should be turned over to developers because that’s how America can beat the housing crisis: we just need more land to build on, is all.

What a man of principle attention whore.

I suspect this plan will not be a selling point with all the folks in Idaho who like to hunt and fish and hike.

They’d be happy turning the State of Idaho into a smoking pit of slag if that would make them damned liberals mad.

I don’t think liberals would object to turning Idaho into a smoking pit of slag.

Yea, I’m not sure I see the downside.

That’s good! He’s gonna build more homes for people - in Idaho! I am sure he knows that a bunch of liberal Californians will be headed right over, along with the homeless from across the nation. Thank you, Governor Bundy!

We missed that he is now appealing the verdict that he said he was not going to appeal:

But…but the potatoes!

(Not really happy with anywhere being turned into a smoking pile of slag, but it’s not the responsibility of liberals to save the world from the misdeeds of conservatives.)

Smoking Slag Potatoes ( Ready in 5 minutes, serves 4)

Ingredients:

1 bag of potatoes
1lb of Rump Jr’s hair goo
1 small yield atomic device

Place all of the ingredients into the microwave together
(stuff to fit as needed)

Close the door and set to 5 min

Run

Hey, we can grow potatoes in Oregon, too.