The Bundys are at it again.

[Colibri]

@Rick_Kitchen

I just hope nobody sends anything dangerous that can cause damage to the postal workers.

It would be terrible to be electrocuted by a dildo.

[Dag_Otto]

@Colibri

It would be terrible to be electrocuted by a dildo.

Your opinion. Rule 34 and all.

[Colibri]

@Dag_Otto

Your opinion. Rule 34 and all.

Unless you wanted to, of course.

[Dag_Otto]

That might be the limit of rule 34. While someone, somewhere, might have a electrocution by dildo fetish, I’d wager that the ‘electrocuted by dildo while delivering the mail’ kink is non-existant.

And no, ‘delivering the mail’ is not a euphemism. At least not as far as I know.

[coremelt]

@Dag_Otto

That might be the limit of rule 34. While someone, somewhere, might have a electrocution by dildo fetish, I’d wager that the ‘electrocuted by dildo while delivering the mail’ kink is non-existant.

Google search for estim dildo and there indeed is devices designed to give you shocks while being used in their designed function. And seeing as “mailman” fantasies are quite common for bored housewives I can assure you that rule 34 would not fail in this case either.

[Deeg]

This thread has made me very very happy and is so much better than any Onion article could be. Madmonk28 you are my hero for the day!

[eschereal]

@Dag_Otto

And no, ‘delivering the mail’ is not a euphemism. At least not as far as I know.

“I got your package right here”

[mistymage]

@coremelt

I salute your fine work and suggest that you also include a (used) dildo or vibrator if you have any means to access such an item …

My FB friends would rather I send them those sour dick candies.

I am cleaning our bedroom today… and do have some leftover from XMas shipping boxes.

And since we didn’t win the lottery and our anniversary is this week… maybe I’ll send a few things out by mail vs just throwing them away.

[davidm]

@eschereal

Can we please stop calling these people “conservatives”? The local ranchers are conservative, people like Santilli, Bundy, Ailes, etc, are Right-Wing Reactionary Nightmares.

“Conservative” is how the article refers to him and that seems to be the general opinion around the net.

He seems to have right-wing views in general, so he seems to fit the current usage of the term.

[davidm]

It’s getting wackier.

Self-appointed 'judge' arrives in Burns to ask local residents to charge...

A self-proclaimed “U.S. Superior Court judge” who has been involved in past property rights protests in other states arrived Tuesday in Burns with plans to convene an extra-legal “citizens grand jury” that he said will review evidence that public officials may have committed crimes.

Bruce Doucette, a 54-year-old owner of a computer design and repair shop in suburban Denver, told The Oregonian/OregonLive, that he made the trip at the request of Harney County residents. He said he met with the armed occupiers of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge to hear their evidence, which he called “significant,” that government officials have committed crimes.

[scudsucker]

You, too, may congratulate the nutters on their collection of bags of dicks here:

http://defendyourbase.net/index.php/quick-chat/

[Colibri]

Bruce Doucette

What’s that, a small douche? He’s certainly a large douche.

[Truman_Burbank]

I’m willing to bet you the SOB didn’t even do the minimum of sending any box tops anywhere to get his judgeship.

[davidm]

I’m the Emperor of North America and Grand Potentate of all contiguous land masses and coastal islands, and I hereby dismiss him from his judgeship.

[Kobal2]

@davidm

It’s getting wackier.
Self-appointed 'judge' arrives in Burns to ask local residents to charge government officials with crimes - oregonlive.com

So when do the summary trials and popular executions get going in earnest, comrade judge ?

[Grsz11]

@Kobal2

So when do the summary trials and popular executions get going in earnest, comrade judge ?

The court in this video probably has more legitimacy.

The Dark Knight Rises - Crane's Court Cases (HD) IMAX

[Merneith]

@Dag_Otto

And no, ‘delivering the mail’ is not a euphemism.

Well, it is, now.

[BrainGlutton]

@davidm

I’m the Emperor of North America and Grand Potentate of all contiguous land masses and coastal islands, and I hereby dismiss him from his judgeship.

As Supreme High God-Emperor-Pope of the Multiverse, I affirm this decision.

[drad_dog]

I’m starting to think that even as martyrs they would be a ridiculous embarrassment. I’m OK with them going for this (but not law enforcement). They are a good symbol for their movement anyway. There’s no reason not to give it to them, and have them hung around the neck of the old white party for as long as it survives.

[Buck_Godot]

@davidm

And ISIS apparently supports them.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2016/01/09/islamic-state-tries-to-use-oregon-takeover-to-turn-americans-against-their-government/

MY favorite quote from that article

When asked by OPB to explain why he supported ISIS and liked Hitler, he spoke about government conspiracies, plots against other nations, the September 11th attacks, the Fukushima nuclear disaster in Japan, and a Jewish conspiracy to destroy the world with nuclear meltdowns.

One week before Fukushima happened, an Israeli security team installing security equipment was there at Fukushima.

So either

A) the Israelis planned an accident at the Fukushima plant that just happened to occur the same day as a massive tsunami that hit the area

or

B) the Israelis somehow managed to set off a massive tsunami, which they used to cover their sabotage of the Fukushima plant. In which case: Why the hell are they plinking around using nuclear meltdowns destroy the world with when the can destroy it with massive tsunamis.