As long as he gives me a free sandwich, I’m cool with that. 
I’d just like to note that the Burger King is reason #5,317 to be a vegetarian.
Which I am.
Think what would happen if The King took Enzyte.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Nah, it’s ears are too small. 
More horror.
BK, I don’t know what I did to you to deserve this. But whatever it was, I’m very sorry.
There’s a new commercial where the King pops up in a laundromat, hands a guy some sandwich, and then SPINS A PAIR OF TIGHTY-WHITIES AROUND HIS FINGER IN SLOW MOTION. It’s like the most horrible striptease on Earth. I would rather watch Ron Jeremy squeeze zits on his ass while he sings “Holy Diver”.
I don’t WANT a reason to imagine what the crotch of the Burger King’s underwear is like. Stained, probably, with grease…urrrrrrkk…
Sweet and sour Jesus, I’m laughing so hard at this thread, I literally almost fell out of my chair.
And I agree. He’s a creepy mofo.
:eek: NO! NO! :eek:
If my husband did that to me, he’d be missing more than just a testicle.
The BK King is creepy.
The construction one is just frightening. If that happened to me, I’d leap off the girder.
The football endzone-dancing ones are really bad. You can see his tights, and all the way up his skirt. ::: shudder :::
I don’t want to see that.
No, his special sauce only comes out when he’s alone with the Dairy Queen.
I’m so bad.
If you weren’t all full of teh Tae Kwon Do, I’d whup ya good for even thinking about such a horrible image… :eek:
I don’t think the Burger King is into a Dairy Queen.
I think he’s into little sheep.
Hal’s got competition?
Ok. I’m probably going to hell for posting this, but I just can’t resist. Definitely NOT WORK SAFE. http://www.thetravisty.com/Just_Funny/wmv/Have_It_Your_Way.htm
Just the thing to haunt AFG’s dreams.
Whew! “Playback format not recognized!” Thank goodness…
…It’s not like I followed your link by choice, you know…there were 2 BK employees here just a second ago. One had a gun to my head and the other had his hand clamped over mine, controlling the mouse.
You guys think these ads are creepy? How about this instead?
Picture it: borrowing the concept from that nearly as creepy hummer ad with the robot and the giant lizard procreating, they do an ad with the Burger King and the Quaker Oats Man. Since they’re both males some fancy science will be involved, but if you can cross a lizard and a robot, I’m sure this is do-able. The end of the ad will show the Burger Oats Baby, destroying the entire planet…just by looking at people! He won’t even need to offer you food to kill you.
Now that’s damn creepy.
This thread has close to 100 posts, and people are still wondering if this was a good ad campaign. Wonderful.
“…But it doesn’t make me want to run out and buy a Wopper!”
No kidding. That’s not what advertising is always about.
Huh. I’m surprised the sinister bastards didn’t force you to download the latest version of Windows Media Player so that you could see it properly.
Oh, they just did, actually…
<urrp>:eek:
…and you are now officially my worst enemy. Sleep with one eye open.
My work here is done.
Why yes, I am one of those people who can’t resist pushing a big, red button. Why do you ask?
AFG, you made me ruin my brand new iMac! Oh, well, I’m on company time. I swear, you’ve had some zingers in this thread but that one nearly made me pee my panties.