Lurker peeks in the door, considers what to say, decides Monty Python reference would be funny:
And I’ll bring … A Shrubbery!
Runs and hides again.
sk8rixtx – I’ll pass on the nipple clamps but we could build a little fort out of the boxes!
Persephone – WOW! You’re in charge of supplies. Once we get some donations we should be able to help you pay off those charges… hey? We’d everyone go? We gotta pay to play people!
FreakFreely – Corruption R us. Yeah, like you weren’t a pervert before you got here!
Sassy – Here, we got you this snazzy leather outfit to go with the clip board. And that’s a fully functioning whip; use it as you see fit.
Kat – AYE! Pirate style it is! Give me a swig off that bottle, matey!
evilbeth – Oh, yes, you’re in. You have to bring that evil eraser too.
Unix Geek – cool! You can design the landscaping. Now, we’d like one of those mazes…
Well looky looky our fearless leader finally got her arse outta bed 
TWPM
Believe it or not I’m working today. Just popped in for lunch. I like my lunch hot, fast and dripping with perversion!
TWPM!
Yes, Sassy? What do you need? I’ve paid on the charge, and I’m all set to go.
Oh, I did have a little extra cash, so I picked up some Godiva chocolates, some thumbtacks, and some Cosmo mags. I thought we could play “Pin the Fat Blobs on the Models.” Heh.
I can tie a cherry stem in a know using only my tongue. Is there a place for me in this clique?
Yes, but the question is–can you tie it in a knot in someone else’s mouth??
I have two kids and a 15-year-old cat with bad aim so I have a lot of experience cleaning up urine, feces and vomit. I haven’t had much experience with other bodily fluids but I am a quick learner. I have my own full-face respirator, hard hat with face shield, chemical resistant suit and gloves and a garden sprayer full of bleach solution. Just show me where the hose and floor drains are. You did install tile floors and walls, right?
I don’t drink anymore so I’m usually the one that negotiates with the authorities when they show up.
As for the “other” activities, can I just watch? I like to watch.
yaaaaaaaay! i can be the cardboard-fort-maker. Althea, can I borrow your toolbox?
By the way … What is TWPM??
<<<<<Anti Pro – YOU’RE one of the people I was going to actively recruit! And we can play the begging game later, when we’re alone… ;)>>>>>>>>>>
::::::::::::Anti doing happy dancing::::::::::::::::::::::
La La La, we get to play the beggin’ game again!!
Persephone – that sounds like a riot! Can we draw mustaches on them too? Extra points if you can spot the plastic surgery!
JoeyHemlock – in a know? Oh, knot! Yes! You can help bartender if you don’t mind.
mojo57 – but why would you want to tie their mouth in a knot? Wouldn’t that really hurt?
GeneralRipper – Out of the closet, eh? Wow! Are you sure you want the job of janitor? These people can get really messy… and heck, I’m not sure we even put in WALLS!
Unix Geek – it’s a very, very, very small, well beyond minuscule, “inside” joke. I’d explain but it still wouldn’t mean anything to the board at large.
Ahem, I am not perverted! I’m sick-minded, there’s a difference.
Anti Pro – shh! We have to keep it quiet. Everyone will be begging to watch! Now, who’s gonna be “top” this time? You’re so much better at it than I… did you bring that cool little thing with the buckles again?
FreakFreely – Oh, my bad. That’s right. You ARE sick. Yes, it’s a small distinction but valid. How does the word freak grab you? Oh, yeah…
Your Technology Officer reporting for duty oh Great Byz.
What’s my next assignment?
techchick68 – your assignment, should you choose to accept, is to join me in this bottle of rum! Now, if I move my arm over here and you put your leg there I think we can fit… obviously, this is a BIG bottle of rum! 
Hey, why don’t I ever get any assignments?
Byz,
Mind if I snag a beer from the fridge instead? Rum makes me horribly sick. Trust me, it’s not a pretty site.
But if I slam 2 beers for each one of your shots, that should get us equally intoxicated, I think.
Freaky,
You and I can play a game of Quarters…oh I miss that game, I used to be so good at it!
FreakFreely – I thought I put you to work getting all that bondage equipment? No? Well, get cracking, buddy! Oh wait, let me read the whole thread…
techchick68 – oh, I wasn’t trying to get you drunk, just get you in a tight space with me… you can be stone cold sober for all I care… if rum makes you sick how about we play that Doper Drinking Game Drain came up with?
Or you and me and Freak and anyone else can play quarters. I haven’t played that in probably 15 years. Of corse we have to play drinking and stip quarters… still game?