Okay, if there is going to be some kind of clique recruiting deal going on then I’ll just start my own.
You can join now!
You don’t have to be nice!
You can be a bitch or a jerk!
Just tell me what YOU bring to the party!
I guarantee you will remain flame free in the Pit for at least a month!
(Disclaimer: major imbeciles need not apply. I’ll still flame you. This includes those on my ribbon clerk shit list.)
I will bring my golden idol of Byzantine…
All hail Byz!
Byz, you are my hero - if I was younger, I would want to grow up just like you!
I’ll bring you my charming personality. Assuming it’s charming.
How much money do we have to pay you?
I wanna join! I have absolutely no idea what I could possibly bring to the clique, but I want in!
Sign me up! I’ll take two memberships. One to keep and one to lose in a bet.
Ah, yes! WOMEN! (Rubs hands briskly) love the women of the dope pages! I’ve got that Def Lep song “women” running through my head right now so…
Kellibelli I will place you high among my acolytes. You shall be the treasurer. I think I can trust you with the 3.00 this stint is sure to bring in!
And Sassy, you shall hence forth be known as official recorder. You shall make note of all who enter this esteemed clique. You have the power to veto anyone you deem “unfit” as long as kellibelli agrees. THAT should clear out the riff-raff.
So, my lovely, sexy pets… should we actively recruit? And who should we go after? We do want the creme da la creme…
I want in. I don’t have anything to bring yet, but there is something. I just can’t think of it right now.
Can I join? I let you into mine.
Ah, more lambs to the slaughter! BWHA HA HA!
SanibelMan – yes, you ARE charming. Perhaps too much so. But I think, yes, you should work the door and greet those who enter. (And try to get their wallets, if you can)
techchick68 – ah, another fab babe! You don’t have to pay anything. You bring computer expertise to the party. You can run our web page. And try to swink as many wallets as you can…
FreakFreely – you can fill many “roles” as my one of my personal love slaves. Your post here in MPSIMS shows your knack for the kinky. Now, slip into that little leather thing and meet me out back…
barflyer – ah, an almost virgin! You can help Freak in seeing to my every sexual whim. Trust me, it’s fun!
So I am the Information Systems Manager for the party?
Nice thing about being a manager is that I manage people rather than having to actually know what I am doing, HAHA.
Silver_Fire – you bring urbane wit. Pull up a chair.
dropzone – yes, you can join. You bring a novelty. And I’m just sure you can help out Freak and barflyer in seeing to not only my needs but to those of my other female compatriots. (Not a bad job, really.)
Dammit, why do THEY get to cater to your every sexual whim while I work the door? I’m the virgin around here!
I’ve got a Target charge card, a cheese tray, and lots of candles that smell really nice. Can I get in? Please please please please pleeeeeeeease? 
techchick68 – that’s just ONE of the things you do. Being a woman, you also can direct any of the men (and SOME of the women) to do your bidding. Just a perk.
SanibelMan – well, now that you mention it, I don’t think that door needs all that much attention. Are you familiar with the practice of “queening”? I’d just LOVE to introduce you to it!
Ahem! One of the virgins around here!
Perks are good, perks are real good < evil grin >
I accept the honor.
Heheheh… Sani, you gotta try queening, you’ll loooooove it… heheheh…
Oh yeah, and Byz? I think this leather thingie is a few sizes too small…
Persephone – a charge card and candles? Well, you too are high up on the list. How about Vice president? You look after all the vice stuff we are bound to be into. Make sure we have enough vice to make the clique interesting!