FreakFreely – my, my, that is a very large, uh, piece of equipment you bring. Here, let’s try this (snaps, buckles) oh, yeah! Look at that tool! I mean… you look mighty fine in those jeans, boy!
I am both a bitch AND a jerk, according to this thread:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=34162
I think I am a perfect candidate. And I can be the doorman while you teach SannibelMan how to, well whatever you are going to teach him. I will be a good bouncer. I will be an ass and kick out half the losers before they even make it Sassy for official approval. Hows that for a fail safe system.
Well what say you?
:::pumps fist into the air:::
Woohoo! I’m in! Woohoo! I shall happily max out my Target card keeping all the Byz clique members up to their armpits in vice. That is my solemn vow. 
Hey! I object to you calling me a boy! I ain’t no boy!
Bear_Nenno – you come highly recommended. You can bounce the door and I will see you later, after Freak tires out!
Welcome aboard all you wackos!
Come one, come all!
To the fun freak party! We love you all! Join us! This is the fun and sexy clique that doesn’t worry about post count or other superfluous stuff! Just join us in the fun!
I’m an evil bitch but I’m a good clique director. I welcome all! Come on lurkers, this is the place to “come out of the closet”. You’ll never get a better welcome than here!
Persephone – love to see such enthusiasm! Now, if you don’t have a bed for the night I do have a space in mine…
FreakFreely – down, down, lover! That’s an affectionate term. Come here, boy, I want to show you something… don’t be afraid. I bite but it only hurts the first time…
I have really good cookies, here, I do. Running out (mysteriously of course), but there’s a few yet. Does that count?
Can I also worship you for doing stained glass? I’m good at being a fanatical follower.
Zoing – hey, you remember my post in IMHO about my stained glass work! Way cool! Do you work in glass? Perhaps you can join the clique and do some of the work on our windows… we are going for this sexual/spiritual thing. Can you help?
Byz,
Question is, who’s keyboard can I set up a shock based system on first?
If they type in specific words, like their user name, they get a shock for even posting.
That would be too fun.
< evil grin >
techchick68 – I always loved your tech mind but now I love that evil bent! I just WISH I could set certain posters up for a shock every time they dared to post… if you know a way to do it I have the dollars to make it happen! Now stop before I get all gooey about how much I love you!
And first is MS and all his little names… Goddess but I HATE that dirtbag!
OK. Only my second post. Can I still join? I can bring two large dogs who can protect us from non-cliquers. (Not that Byz needs any help protecting the clique-ees. It’s just that my drool machines are all I have to offer the clique coffers.)
By the way…is there a dress code?
HEY! I’m the ORIGINAL bitch and jerk! Sign me up Byz! 
Picking through the cob web of her brain trying to figure out who MS is…damn I need sleep more than I thought.
Okay I will be scheming and plotting through the the next day as to whom is the first victim of my shock therapy. Until then I will say good night to all that are a Byz (rather than a buzz hehe).
Ciao all and to all a good frightful night!
PLG…here’s a thread for ya my dear have at it if you wanna, it’s in the pit. Bitching at him wasn’t my intention but it is in The Pit if you need to vent. hehe
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=34330
pepperlandgirl
Go right in, you are on the VIP list…
::Checking out Queen Freddie::…
So you want to come in here eh? Two posts? We are not concerned so much with post count here, but how do we know you are not a troll trying to sneek in…
Hmmm, just two ugly dogs? Do they do any tricks? Do they speak spanish?
There is not a dress code per se, but here put this on. :::hands her leather outfit:::
You cannot go wrong with leather in this clique, especially if you are trying to make a good impression.
OK, I’ll let you in. It’s a five dollar cover for newbies. Over there is Sassy, you will have to see her for an official membership Application.
BTW, I have got my eye on you.
Say Byz, I just had a thought. Is Byz Inc. in any way affiliated with SDMB Inc.? If so, I could get you some killer discounts. In fact, I could probably even get the prices all the way down to 19.95.
Oh yeah, the leather thing snapped and shot across the room taking someone’s eye out. What should I do?
thinks What’s queening…? I’ll go search AltaVista and see what I come up with.
No, that’s probably not it.
No, I’m pretty sure that’s not it either.
Aha, I think we’re on to something, here.
LOL!!!
Sannibel, you remind me of the guys in Office Space.
“I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We’re looking up money laundering in the dictionary!”
Ahh, does that mean I get the special table next to the stage? How about the drinks? Are they free?
Queen Freddie – hey, your dogs can play with mine! She’s a big love muffin and my three cats are somewhat tolerant of dogs… sounds like fun! You can be official “security task force”. I’ll supply the dog treats. Puppy belly rubs are free!
And no, there is no dress code here. You can be naked for all we care… in fact, we probably prefer that!
pepperlandgirl – hey, a fellow writer! And I’ve heard that you are a bitch… WELCOME!! Now, what would you like to do? Write about our exploits or???
techchick68 – night night sugar. Here, cuddle up. And MS is Mark Serlin et al. I hate that waste of bandwidth, no matter what the hell he’s calling himself. I just thought that everyone kinda knew that about me. Anyway, he seems to have been banished again as PRISM02 and I’m glad. Evil, yes, but I really think he’s a waste of breath!
And that’s a nice link. I posted there too.
Bear_Nenno – nice door cover! I think Queen Freddie is okay… but watch her… you never know…
Freak – no, the SDMB has in fact made of point of dissociating themselves from me… Goddess only knows why… And just turn away. An eye is a small price to pay for my own personal satisfaction. We can get another eye from some dumb troll. Now, did you get that thong to fit? Oh, wow, hey! That looks REALLY good!