Bear,
Promise I’m not a troll trying to sneak in. At least, I don’t think I am. I’d have to have you define a troll but that would mean I’m an idiot so I’m not asking. :o
My dogs are pretty much trickless. No Spanish, no French or German. They have selective hearing when it comes to English.
Thanks for the leather. Fits great. Hmmm. Never knew leather could be so comfy.
Dear Sir: the check is in the mail. 
SanibelMan – ding ding ding! We have a winner folks!
pepperlandgirl – drinks are more than free. We actually PAY you to drink them! (It helps membership)
Freddie
Welcome aboard!!! Looks like you are in charge of the Hounds of Hell protection division. Please tell me that they are, at least, vicious. This way, if I need to kick someone out of here, I’ll be able to say [Mr. Burns] Release the Hounds [/Mr. Burns].
Queen Freddie – see? She’s a fellow pervert. Give her a drink and oil up that leather!
Byz- Does what we drink affect how much money we get for drinking it?
Can I join too?
I’m still a newbie around here and don’t belong to any group.
I don’t bring anything but me,
if that’s good enough…
Excellent! I’m security! I’m honored. Never call me a rent-a-cop and my gun will never leave its holster.
Whew…now that I’m in the Clique I’ve got to get some sleep. Have a busy day of…oh, wait. It’s Saturday isn’t it? Have a busy day of doing nothing!
'Nite everyone!
Bear_Nenno – if anyone gets really bad, release the Robotic Richard Simons!
FreakFreely – of course! The harder the more money! Um… for drinks. I’m not paying for other “hard” things…
Just you eh?
Do you do any tricks?
Are you evil? A bitch? A jerk? A nympho??
We don’t just let anyone in here…
Can I join?
Since I’m a sound designer, I’ll bring the killer sound system.
Oh, I want to join!
I bring lots of color (my hair is blue, green and purple) and I mix killer drinks!!!
Maybe I can be the bartender???
I’ll do you one better. Not only will I write about the exploits, I’ll write anything! You want a poem? A story? Let me know, and it’ll be done.
BTW:
You are a GOD. We bow down to your superior intellect.
:Genuflects: 
Hm, I heard that someone called me the beautiful, horny Swedish girl.
I don’t now if it’s true, maybe we can find that out…
Anniz – bringing you is MORE than enough! Now, can you drink? Can you fart with style? Can you just be you? GRAND! You’re in! You can be newbie liaison. Help the newbies feel at home when I go to bed. Which, is probably going to be in about an hour or so… but you are probably off too… just be you. You’re in, sugar.
Queen Freddie – night night. Cuddle up. There are now like four dogs up here but there is still room…
Revedge
Welcome!! Come on in.
::Still dealing with Anniz::
Sorry, I am afraid you will have to turn around and keep walking… we have no place for “nice” people who “behave”!
You must have thought I was some average doorman. Nothing gets by me!!
Damn you guys post fast… this line is getting long.
Anniz
You can stay if it’s ok with Byzantine but I dont know if she has all the facts…
Bluemonchichi
Quick! Get behind that bar and start mixing!!
YAY!! Very strong drinks for everybody. (but just to warn you I don’t dance on the bar…unless asked nicely. ;))
Thanks Byz.
I’m a beerdrinker.
And you have a hard doorman in Bear_Nenno,
don’t know why he doesn’t trust me.
Maybe it’s my Swedish accent?