Bear_Nenno – these weird simuposts and such are getting weird. I think you were right to hold her up… but (scanning her up and down, liking that little flower thing) I think she’s okay. And I like the new bartender…
Mix me a raging orgasm with the show!
Wow! You ARE good!
And you have a hard doorman in Bear_Nenno,
I KNOW! That’s the luscious benefit!
That’s how I got this job!!
Alright Anniz you are in. You should have said something about being “horney and swedish” before. Then I would have escorted you to the stage.
BTW, you have to stay away from that ‘nice’ clique now. They have nothing to offer you!! Stick with us.
:puts on a platter and grabs a nice single malt. Scopes the dance floor for all the cool babes.:
Damn straight! Poo poo those “nice” cliques. You have to be a saint to get in. Here, well, we are really open (giggle) to almost everyone!
Okay, now, I’m going to bed with all these lovely ladies and the dogs… now don’t get weird on me; I love my dog but I don’t LOVE my dog, ya know?
Guard the door and I’ll see you lovely freaks in the morning!
Kisses and a few slips of the tongue,
Byz
Aha, so this is where the BAD people are?
Okey, since I’m maybe to nice,
maybe you should show me some bad things…
:::Lets Robotic Richard Simmons gaurd the door for a while and take Anniz in back room to show her many bad things:::
Yeeeeeeee, do so.
You can count on me.
Byz: waaay after you posted in reply to me, I will now reply to that reply with saying “yes, I do, as written in my response in that very same IMHO thread.”
But now I have a hella potential space to fill up with something clever and amusing…
Well crap!
AAAhhhh Byz of course I request permission to join. I am known as the slanderous, arrongant bitch known and talked about by many.
Ahhh, Goddess…
I can bring my undying obedience, a bottle of oil and expert Japanese hands, trained in the art of sensual massage.
::cracks knuckles::
Also, I can bring ice and a small casserole, if that’ll help me get in.
ultress – oh, hey, yeah! You have a real nasty reputation for being bitchy; come right on in! Have a drink!
poohpah chalupa – obedience is always good, hmmm, nice hands… And we do need more ice. What kind of casserole is that?
Byz Dahlinggggg you are brilliant!!! Hey I’m a bitch, and a very wise one thanks to you. Make sure you get everyone’s sizes so that we can get team jackets.
TWPM baby!!!
CanadianSue! Hey! Wanna be team director? What color of jackets should we get? I like earth tones myself but perhaps something striking like red and black? And I never knew HALF of what I knew until I met you! TWPM!
No thanks… what fun would the pit be without the threat of being flamed?
Do you see my knees knocking here?
You’re all a nice bunch but I have never “cliqued” well if at all… I hope you understand…
Where’s that robotic Richard Simons? Ah! Get him, get him! Join us or we’ll exercise you to death!
:::Bear comes stumbling out of the back room, pulling his pants up:::
Whew! What a great all night sexathon… Thanks Anniz!!!
I heard a comotion and came running… Who do you want me to toss out of here Byz?
Feynn needs to have a good butt kicking! Feynn refuses to join so out he (?) goes!
:::Grabs Fyenn by collar:::
Let’s go, you had your chance!
:::Tosses Fyenn out the back door into the alley. He(?) bounces twice and comes to rest by the dumpster, in a pile of broken glass and hypo needles…:::
AND STAY OUT!!
Can I join, too? I have a well stocked toolbox and a knack for building things.