i think after my experiences on friday night i’d like to be wearing a corset.
i’d be some sort of betty boo character i think.
yup, i’d like to spend the rest of my life in a corset, heels, stockings and suspenders.
I’m a purple dwarf with green pigtails and overalls. I look and act like a 6-year-old, even though I’m approaching my 200th birthday. I can also fly and shoot lightning bolts from my fingertips. I walk around barefoot all the time, and my feet are so tiny that people can’t see them under the my overalls, and it’s often been debated whether or not I actually have feet. As for the chocolate cake, it somehow disappeared in the accident, but some of its remains ended up on the collar of my shirt and smeared on my chin. How did THAT happen?
My Plush Lord And Master is not, apparently, machine-washable. How much of a Lord & Master can you be if a little Tide makes your colors run?
And nobody post:“These colors don’t run!” because Plush Cthulhu isn’t a Red, White & Blue Eldrich Horror.
When Plush Cthulhu rises from his dread tomb, he shall not eat you first. Oh no. You shall be forced to watch his ravening insanity destroy all humanity untill you are completely mad - and then you shall be consumed.
Difficult, I know, as Plush Cthulhu has only pillow stuffing inside. But that just makes it all the more terrifying!
:eek:
Then you’re saying that he’s a Republican?
He has pillow stuffing inside - clearly, he must be a Democrat!
How can it be that nobody told me about this thread??? I’m laughing here. Hey, Rue, just so as you know, anyone around these parts who wants to be Cartooninated (r) needs to order their Popeil Pocket Home Cartooninator from me.
My Patent, my license. : D:D
<-----for once, cackling with delight that I am signing this,
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In my mind, you already look like that.
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