Is anyone investigating this? I’m concerned.
An MMP must be missing for at least 48 hours before we can do anything about it. I’m sorry, sir. We advise you to go home and just relax. In most of these instances it’s just a case of miscommunication.
Maybe whoever’s suppose to post the MMP was abducted by aliens or found something real shiny and purty to look at. I’d believe whichever one happened.
Look: I can’t wait 48 hours! We need to find the MMP now! Isn’t there anyone else there I can talk to?!?
Maybe there’e an MMP/MP around to investergate! 
I’m sorry. I’d like to help you, sir. I really would. It’s just that my hands are tied here.
Did you and your MMP fight? Did you get along? Did you have…<i>issues</i>?
Sometimes, MMPs just get tired of where they are and skip along to the next town. I’m sure it’ll be back.
The MMP has been found. Everyone may now rest easy.
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Okay, okay. I’ll have the million dollars shortly. The David Hasselhoff CD is going to be a little harder to get, though. Pelase be patient.
We found this MMP wandering around the MPSIMS, looking disheveled and acting incoherently. It was muttering something about “all your base are belong to us” when we a squad car picked it up. Anyway, I think it matches your description. If you don’t want to take it then I’m afraid we’ll have to put it in lockup.
Jeez Louise, a couple of minutes late and you scramble the SAR teams.
Well, you say that now. Had the MMP not turned up, you’d be calling me a hero for recognizing so quickly what was going on. So fickle. So fickle.