I can’t even begin to imagine what this man is going through. This poor guy’s gonna needs lots of therapy. His wife, too. I imagine he’ll wind up getting a shitload of money out of this one way or another, but I don’t think even that can begin to make up for what those doctors did to him. I just know I’m going to have nightmares.
–MidnightRadio
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the doctor again…
Good lord, that is really a pisser.
Well, it was…
I’m so sad for that man. So maybe they couldn’t wake him up in the middle of the badder surgery to discuss it with him, but you think they could have sent someone out to talk to his wife before they did it (or at least I’m assuming they didn’t, from his remark about neither of them being told it was a possiblity.) I can’t even begin to imagine how tramatic something like that has got to be.
I had a pretty crummy day today, but I got home, read that story and figured, heck, at least my penis didn’t get chopped off by mistake.
Was I the only one that thought they should have stopped citing examples after the guy with no dick? I have never felt less sympathy for a woman who had both breasts removed…
Some men’s penises (or is it penii?) are practically missing already, and it’s not the doctor’s fault…
I heard about a boy who was shot in the penis, a few weeks ago.
His injuries were not fatal, but let’s face it - he was shot in the penis.
I wonder if all the severed penii migrate?
WARNING: TMI – guys may get woozy
When a friend of mine – well, acquaintance really, he dated my roommate in college – anyhoo, when “J” was a little kid, he wiped out on his bike, the seat came off and he seriously cut his scrotum – seriously enough that his little boy testicle sort of fell out (still attached to all it’s tubing, so he was sewn up and had no significant permanent damage.)
When the ambulance arrived to rush him to the hospital, the driver climbed out, checked the injury with his partner, and promptly fainted.
J said he wailed the entire way to the hospital – not because it hurt (which it did) but because he thought the hospital would turn him into a girl. He’d heard that “that’s what they did to little boys who really seriously hurt their wee-wees.”
Note: I’m not sure how accurate “his testicle fell out” may be. The memory was from J’s young perpective. Though if the ambulance driver fainted, I expect some parts that were visible that really shouldn’t have been.
It’d be kinda cool if they went in for corrective surgery (if it’s possible) and accidentally gave him two. 
[les claypool]
‘i woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again…’
[/les claypool]
sorry 
wow. King Missile have a song for everything.
Damn you MidnightRadio I wanted to post this last night, but I coudlnt find a cite outside aol. My damn 56k is so slow I jsut got pissed and went to bed!
[stewy]
Damn you all!
[/stewy]
Damn you MidnightRadio I wanted to post this last night, but I coudlnt find a cite outside aol. My damn 56k is so slow I jsut got pissed and went to bed!
[stewy]
Damn you all!
[/stewy]
Oh and Bittersweet, nice cheap shot at the (soon to be?)ex
In Florida they are trying to put a $250,000.00 cap on malpractice suits. Don’t you think his penis is worth more then that?
Now I forgot the chick’s name but she whacked her husbands off while he slept and drove the penis to a secluded area and threw it out the window.
The police had to send out dogs to find it and when they did they reattached it to the guy.
As I recall she was off the hook for cutting it off because he abused her.
I wish I could remember her name
Her name was Lorenna Bobbit.
John Bobbit went on to star in “Frankenweiner” and other adult films.
It’s really quite subjective. For example, I think my penis is worth much more than $250,000, but what’s it worth to you?
Do you really want me to answer that?