Gentlemen, my apologies but I feel bound to point out an attitude problem within the Romanian medical profession.
If some bad-tempered surgeon took it out on my helpless penis I personally would be quite cross about it. But Mr. Ciomu has union support:
Why so critical? Well:
Actually, what they should be thinking very carefully about is whether they should be performing genital surgery when not feeling in a particularly good mood.
There are mistakes, there are big mistakes and there is amputating a man’s penis and chopping it into small pieces with a scalpel.
I think I saw that doctor on one of those late night infomercials for $19.99 (plus shipping). He was advertised as being able to slice, dice and make julien fries! I noted there was no return policy. hmm.
I read about that the other day. My junk is still hiding in a corner somewhere around my sternum and won’t come out until the scary doctor goes away.
Honestly, just how nuts do you have to get before you not only sever the poor guy’s willy, but put it on a table and start slicing it into rounds? And they’re all complaining that the settlement is excessive? Great Og. If that were me I’d be getting medievally litigious all over the damn place, and I wouldn’t leave 'til I was awarded enough money to take away the trauma of having no functional dick. And that would be one hell of a lot of money.
Note to self: Do not get sick in Romania. Ever.
Note to self (2): Disregard the previous note and just don’t go to Romaina. Best to hedge all bets.
I’d be gracious and settle for a modest sum in the 20 figure range, his medical license as well as those of the entire hospital and, of course, the doctor’s parts being removed without anesthesia.
I don’t care that they can build him a new one.
Although most women wouldn’t like the faster part. Could they make it bigger, though?
Oh, thanks. It looks like I have varicocele surgery coming up in the very near future. I didn’t think it was actually possible for me to be more anxious about this relatively minor testicular surgery, but… oh yeah… there it is.
Just make sure you know the surgeon’s name and country of origin. Also, ask how his wife is doing. Pay attention to his answer and the look he gets in his eyes when he gives it.
And make sure to do this while you’re still able to book like a speed freak.
Firefox suppresses ads, so I don’t see them – but I sort of have to ask: How large do they have to be before reduction is a necessary step? And is this so common there are actually places that specialize in it?
My Sister-in-Law had this done last year. She said they sometimes got pinched when wearing jeans (she also had a little scar tissue from a “Nair accident”.) So she had the doctor take a little off the top. Or bottom as it were.
Even as a male that made me wince. I mean, my boys sometimes get pinched, but ain’t no one, doctor or otherwise, gonna get anywhere near 'em with a scalpel.
Well, some women have some pretty large [generally they’re the inner] labia, and this can cause problems, like Shai’tan’s SIL had. Another reason for their popularity would be that some female porn stars get their labia reduced to “enhance” their visual assets. Nothing like plastic boobs and no labia to make porn more “exciting.” ::laughs:: :eek:
