The Celebrity Death Pool 2003

The Game Room
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  1. Peter Ustinov (actor/writer) – Alive. Born April 16, 1921.

  2. Paul Newman (philanthropist/actor/race car driver) – Alive. Born January 26, 1925.

  3. Keith Richards (Rolling Stone) – Alive. Born December 18, 1943.

  4. Osama Bin Laden (terrorist/human stalagmite)

  5. Doris Day (actress) – Alive. Born April 3, 1924.

  6. Marlon Brando (actor) – Alive. Born April 3, 1924.

  7. Eli Wallach (actor) – Alive. Born December 7, 1915. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. (My fave film ever)

  8. John Kenneth Galbraith (economist) – Alive. Born October 15, 1908.

  9. Strom Thurmond (politician) – Alive. Born December 5, 1902.

  10. Wilson “Bob” Tucker (writer) – Alive. Born November 23, 1914.

  11. John Travolta (actor/lear jet flying fancy-boy)

  12. Les Paul (guitar legend) – Alive. Born June 9, 1915.

  13. Luciano Pavarotti (opera star/young wife) – Alive. Born October 12, 1935.
    My cite for these is the Dead Peoples Server.
    Mwah ha ha ha ha, may God have mercy upon their souls.

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But as of yesterday, you don’t get any points for ole Strom.

And I almost picked Roone Arledge for my list. He died yesterday.

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God damn it, he was a lock, you right though I never really noticed he was THAT old.

ok I will replace him with -
9)Pierre Cardin Alive. Born July 6, 1922.
And the person who I nominate to come BACK to life in a bizarre cloning accident is, Walt Diseny.

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Okay, here I go…

  1. Dom DeLuise
  2. Katherine Hepburn
  3. Gregory Peck
  4. Ben “Cooter from the Dukes of Hazzard” Jones
  5. Joseph Barbera
  6. Freddy Fender
  7. Yasir Arafat
  8. Jim Nabors
  9. The Pope
  10. Todd Bridges
  11. Andy Dick
  12. Joe Cocker
  13. Farrah Fawcett (just to piss off someone here at work)
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  1. Mike Tyson
  2. Whitney Houston
  3. Saddam Hussein
  4. Yasser Arafat
  5. Ronald Reagan
  6. Ted Kennedy
  7. Sug Knight (sp?)
  8. Clint Eastwood
  9. Charleton Heston
  10. Snoop Dog
  11. Emanuel Lewis
  12. Jason Priestly
  13. Osama Bin Laden
126

1-Muhammed Ali
2-Charlton Heston
3-Andy Dick
4-Seth Green
5-John Madden
6-Chris Carter
7-Michael Douglas
8-Ringo Starr
9-Barbara Bush
10-Zsa Zsa Gabor
11-Bill Cosby
12-Rue McClanahan
13-Bea Arthur

127
  1. Dick Van Dyke
  2. Gerald Ford
  3. Ronald Reagan
  4. Gene Wilder (great sadness will commence)
  5. Warren Zevon (another great future loss)
  6. Bob Denver
  7. Billy Graham
  8. Pope John Paul II
  9. Sen. Ted Kennedy
  10. Gary Glitter
  11. Darryl Strawberry
  12. Ray Bradbury
  13. Saddam Hussein
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1- Jason Mewes
2- Willie Nelson
3- Warren Zevon
4- Marion “Suge” Knight
5- Richard Pryor
6- Evel Knievel
7- Julia Child
8- Dr Ruth Westheimer
9- Louie Anderson
10- Sen Ted Kennedy
11- Axel Rose
12- Jerry Lewis
13- Luciano Pavarotti

If someone bites it before New Year’s- Sharon Osbourne

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  1. Whitney Houston (for obvious reasons)
  2. John Travolta (he flies his own plane–he’s bound to crash more than his career one of these days)
  3. John Goodman (Chronically obese)
  4. John Popper (ditto)
  5. Robert Downey, Jr. (drugs)
  6. Katherine Hepburn (she’s just barely eligible at 95)
  7. Paul Newman (he’s 77)
  8. Ol’ Dirty Bastard (he’s heading toward Tupac and Biggie’s fate)
  9. Ed Asner (old and obese)
    10.Jimmy Carter
  10. Ronald Reagan
  11. Gerald Ford
  12. Alan Alda
130
  1. Prince William
  2. Vaclav Havel
  3. Moon Unit Zappa
  4. Mick Jagger
  5. Al Gore
  6. Steve Case
  7. Daniel Radcliffe
  8. Nelson Mandela
  9. Reggie Jackson
  10. Michael Jackson
  11. Jesse Jackson
  12. Jay Leno
  13. Barbara Walters
131
  1. Pope John Paul II
  2. Warren Zevon
  3. Michael Jackson
  4. Ronald Reagan
  5. Gerald Ford
  6. Madonna
  7. Luciano Pavarotti
  8. Jerry Lewis.
  9. Eli Wallach
  10. Christopher Lee
  11. Britney Spears
  12. Larry King
  13. Michelle Tractenburg
132

1- Pope John Paul II
2- Michael Jackson
3- Mariah Carey
4- Whitney Houston
5- Christina Aguilera
6- Saddam Hussein
7- Yassir Arafat
8- Mister T
9- Jerry Falwell
10- Geraldo Rivera
11- Jerry Stiller
12- Leonardo DiCaprio
13- Paul Reuben (Pee Wee Herman)

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tpayne, Daniel Radcliffe is only 13. Plus he has the power of magic protecting him. Gimme another name.

t-keela, you know you get five more picks.

squirebob, you know you won’t get any points for Bob Hope (see above). Gimme another name if you don’t want that.

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beckwall, I still need to hear from you (see above).

135

I’ll play.

  1. Johnny Winter (Bluesman)
  2. General Pinochet (Old time dictator)
  3. George Bush Jr. (Mr. President)
  4. B.B. King (Bluesman II)
  5. Chuck Berry (Rn’R pioneer)
  6. Barry White (Soul singer)
  7. Ravi Shankar (Sitar Player)
  8. Michael Jackson (Alien pop artist)
  9. Adam West (Actor Batman)
  10. Roger Moore (Actor Mr. Bond)
  11. Ingmar Bergman (Director)
  12. Hugh Hefner (Publisher of smut)
  13. Stephen Hawking (Brainiac and author)

Tried to not copy anyone to much…

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Here is my list:

The Pope
Ronald Reagan
Osama Bin Laden
Marlon Brando
Warren Zevon
Gerald Ford
Katherine Hepburn
Saddam Hussein
Billy Graham
Harry Morgan
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Hume Cronyn
Buddy Ebsen

My picks are based on high odds. I’m going for cumulative points rather than betting on a long shot.

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Silver Fire: In compiling my master list, I found that Jack Osbourne is only 17 years old and won’t be 18 until Nov. 8th, 2003. In other words, if he dies before Nov. 8th, he won’t give you any points. You can give me another name if you don’t want to take the chance.

(Although it would be an awesome 82 points if he dies between Nov. 8th and Dec. 31st.)

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Sorry… I thought “sick is sick” so “sicker” didn’t make any difference. My apologies to the tender-eared out there.

Please remove Daniel Radcliffe and add Slug Signorino.

139

1-Whitney Houston (singer/ dope-fiend)
2-GHW Bush (ex-? Pres. USA)
3-Master P (Percy Miller, rapper)
4-Heavy D (Dwight Myers, rapper)
5-Ronnie Biggs (UK’s gentleman train robber)
6-Lester Maddox (Ex-Gov. Georgia)
7-Richard Simmons (diet guru)
8-George Foreman Sr. (ex. heavyweight champ & preacher)
9-Little Richard…(he was looking pretty bad last time I saw him)
just a few more and I’ll have it…trying not to copy anybody else

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Damn, I meant to put Stephen King on there too…

1-Whitney Houston (singer/ dope-fiend)
2-GHW Bush (ex-? Pres. USA)
3-Master P (Percy Miller, rapper)
4-Heavy D (Dwight Myers, rapper)
5-Ronnie Biggs (UK’s gentleman train robber)
6-Lester Maddox (Ex-Gov. Georgia)
7-Richard Simmons (diet guru)
8-George Foreman Sr. (ex. heavyweight champ & preacher)
9-Little Richard…(he was looking pretty bad last time I saw him)
10-Stephen King (author & sick puppy)