- OZZY Osbourne
- Gregory Peck
- Pat Summerall (sports announcer)
- Frank Gifford (Kathy Lee’s husband)
- Bobby Brown (Whitney’s husband)
- Ronald Reagan
- Jerry Jones (Dallas Cowboy’s owner)
- James Doohan (Scotty from Star Trek)
- Sean Connery
- Trent Lott
- Spike Lee
- Barbra Streisand
- Christina Aguilera
- Paul McCartney
- Christina Aguilera
- Angelina Jolie
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
- Barbara Walters
- George Bush, Sr.
- Michael Steele (of the Bangles)
- Eve (the rapper, not the poster!)
- Hugh Grant
- Shirley Temple Black
- Darryl Strawberry
- Stevie Nicks
- Lisa Marie Presley
Ok, here goes (I sure had a hard time narrowing it to just 13).
- Mike Tyson (idiot)
- Mary Tyler Moore (icon)
- Boutros-Boutros Galli (cool name)
- Hosny Mubarak (sitting duck)
- Martin Sheen (the prez)
- Francis Ford Coppola (auteur)
- Kenny Baker (R2D2)
- Norman Mailer (hack)
- David Gest (leech)
- Liz Taylor (diamond)
- David Prouse (Vader)
- Jim Carey (annoying)
- Sean “P. Diddy” Combs (designer!)
- Pope JP2
- Trent Lott
- George Bush Sr.
- George Bush Jr.
- Sharon Osbourne
- Shakira
- Barry Bonds
- Mario Lemieux
- Christopher Reeves (sorry)
- Prince Phillip
- Andy Griffith
- Carrottop (please, please, please…)
- Ronald Reagan
- Pope John Paul II
- Ringo Starr
- Jerry Lewis
- Sen. Edward Kennedy
- Ronald Reagan
- Arthur C. Clark
- Ray Bradbury
- Paul Newman
- Joe Paterno
- Warren Zevon
- Sylvestor Stallone
- Anthony Hopkins
- O.J. Simpson
This feels so weird.
- Marlon Brando (1924)
- Katharine Hepburn (1907)
- Julia Child (1912)
- Phyllis Diller (1917)
- Ravi Shankar (1920)
- Gerald Ford (1913)
- Mohammed Ali (1942)
- Kirk Douglas (1916)
- Gregory Peck (1916)
- BB King (1925)
- C Everett Koop (1916)
- Nelson Mandela (1918)
- David Spade (longshot)
- Charlie Sheen
- Robert Downey Jr
- Sharon Osbourne
- Ozzy Osbourne (let’s face it once Sharon’s gone…)
- Johnny Cash
- Nicholas Cage
- McCauley Culkin
- Betty White
- Ricky Williams (Miami’s running back, not the other guy)
- Jack Welch
- Tennille (of Captain & Tennille)
- Nelly (being raps hottest star is a death sentence)
- Mia Hamm
I’d like to include #11 John Allen Muhammed
and #12 John Lee Malvo if it’s okay…Malvo turns 18 (Feb.18th)
1-Whitney Houston (singer/ dope-fiend)
2-GHW Bush (ex-? Pres. USA)
3-Master P (Percy Miller, rapper)
4-Heavy D (Dwight Myers, rapper)
5-Ronnie Biggs (UK’s gentleman train robber)
6-Lester Maddox (Ex-Gov. Georgia)
7-Richard Simmons (diet guru)
8-George Foreman Sr. (ex. heavyweight champ & preacher)
9-Little Richard…(he was looking pretty bad last time I saw him)
10-Stephen King (author & sick puppy)
11-John Allen Muhammed (sniper/murderer)
12-John Lee Malvo (maybe they’ll both commit suicide)
I’ve got one more…waiting 'till the last minute though.
- Mickey Rourke
- Ronald Reagan
- Jerry Lee Lewis
- Jerry Lewis
- Chevy Chase
- Liz Taylor
- Perry Farrel
- Carrol Channing
- Old Dirty Bastard (I don’t know his real name, but you know the guy, the rapper dude)
- Warren Zevon (too easy but everyone else is doing it)
- Pope John Paul II (ditto)
- Liza Minelli
- Little Jimmy Dickens
Unofficial list, because it’s against the rules, but just for fun:
- A Brady Bunch kid
- A Walton kid
- A Partridge Family kid
- One of the Jackson Five (Or LaToya or Janet)
- One of the Facts Of Life girls
- Wally or Beaver Cleaver
- One of the Saved By The Bell kids.
- One of the Osmond Brothers (including the two not in show business, or as an alternate, Marie)
- A Kennedy, in an accident
- A younger member of the British Royal family (not Elizabeth or Charles)
- Snoop Doggy Dog
- Leif Garrett
- Matthew Perry
- Sally Struthers
- Saddam Hussein
- Regis Philbin
- Sally Jesse Raphael
- Star Jones
- Paul Prudhomme
- Jack Klugman
- Melanie Griffith
- Ozzy Osbourne
- Tony Curtis
Trying to do this without influence of others:
OK, here’s mine, in no particular order:
- Pamela Anderson-Lee (1967)
- Dick Cheney (1941)
- Andy Griffith (1926)
- Pope John Paul II (1920)
- Mick Jagger (1943)
- Monty Hall (1923)
- Charlton Heston (1923)
- Robert Downey, Jr. (1965)
- Dan Akroyd (1952)
- Andy Dick (1965)
- Fidel Castro (1926)
- Saddam Hussein (1937)
(-Potentially a problem…his death may be unproveable, but I’ll go with it anyway) - Tony Danza (1951)
This looks morbidly fun. I shall play along.
Some repeats, I don’t care.
- J.K. Rowling, b. 1965 (Harry Potter lady)
- John Cleese, b. 1939 (Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, etc.)
- Dick Cheney, b. 1941 (V-POTUSA)
- Billy Corgan, b. 1967 (Smashing Pumpkins, Zwan)
- Art Garfunkel, b. 1941 (Simon & Garfunkel, some movies)
- Sharon Osbourne, b. 1952 (Ozzy’s wife & manager)
- Ozzy Osbourne, b. 1948 (because I don’t think he’d last without Sharon)
- Justin Timberlake, b. 1981 (Wishful Thinking Bet: Celebrity Edition)
- Bill Clinton, b. 1946 (former POTUSA)
- Jesse Helms, b. 1921 (despised former NC senator)
- John Paul II, b. 1920 (Pope of the Roman Catholic Church)
- Saddam Hussein, b. 1937 (doomed ruler of Iraq)
- Mike Myers, b. 1963 (SNL Curse Guess)
Alternates:
A1. Al Roker, b. 1954 (famous weatherman)
A2. St. Ronald the First, b. 1911 (patron saint of the GOP)
A3. Yassir Arafat, b. 1929 (doomed Palestinian leader)
- Warren Zevon
- Barry White
- Saddam Hussein
- Hamid Karzi
- Pope John Paul II
- Ayman al-Zawahiri (Egyptian terrorist)
- Osama Bin Laden
- Stephen Hawking
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
- Boris Yeltsin
- Tariq Aziz
- Abigail Van Buren
- Jesse Helms
1.Saddam
2.Castro
3.Yeltsin
4.Ozzy Ozbourne
5.Frankie Muniz
6.Lisa Simpson
7.Most Terrorists
8.Osama Bin Laden
9.Moby
10.Yoko Ono
- Warren Zevon
- Augusto Pinochet
- Maggie Thatcher
- Ronnie Biggs (train robber)
- “Suge” Knight
- Elizabeth Windsor (monarch)
- Christopher Lee
- Michael Caine
- Jerry Lewis
- E. Gough Whitlam (former Australian PM)
- Ian Paisley (Nth Irish political/ “spiritual” figure))
- Michael Jackson
- Steve Jones (Sex Pistols)
Ryan_Liam, you get 13 picks and you’ve submitted ten. Also, you’re gonna have to be more specific on #7.
Just want to point out that you have 4 1/2 days left to submit your picks.
1)Dana Carvey
2)Andy Dick
3)Robert Downey Jr
4)Larry Hagman
5)MacCauley Culken
6)Keith Richards
7)Naomi Judd
8)Clarence Thomas
9)Luciano Pavarotti
10)Dick Cheney
11)Tippi Hedron
12)Princess Stephanie
13)Kelly Osbourne
I’m not so sure about this one. I never get what I want.