The Celebrity Death Pool 2006

Here is my list:

1 DOUG LLEWELLYN (of the People’s Court)
2 GARY COLEMAN
3 BOB MCGRATH (of Sesame Street)
4 DONOVAN (he’s still alive, right?)
5 COMMANDER CODY
6 JON BON JOVI
7 ZACHERLE (The original “Cool Ghoul”)
8 PAUL NEWMAN
9 BASHAR ASSAD
10 TOMMY LASORDA
11 SHIRLEY TEMPLE
12 PHIL RIZZUTO
13 PHYLLIS DILLER

Quite possibly the best descriptor to ever grace these boards.

OK, not looking at anyone else’s list this time.

My leftovers…

  1. Michael Jackson
  2. Jimmy Carter
  3. Kirk Douglas
  4. Russell “The Professor” Johnson
  5. Steve-O (Stephen Gilchrist Glover)
  6. Ray Harryhausen
  7. Christopher Lee
  8. Elizabeth Taylor
  9. Anne McCaffrey (author)
  10. Suge Knight

and I’ll need 3 new ones… let’s see. Let’s go for a theme.

  1. Kenny Baker
  2. Peter Mayhew
  3. David Prowse

Time to wallow in guilt for a few minutes for even playing this game… then on to the fun!

Thankee kindly. Revised list as follows

  1. Maggie Thatcher (ex PM)
  2. Richard Briers (UK sitcom actor)
  3. Peter O’Toole
  4. Pete Doherty (singer ex Libertine)
  5. Charlton Heston
  6. Fidel Castro
  7. Nancy Reagan
  8. Kirk Douglas
  9. Mohammed Ali
  10. Liz Taylor
  11. Keith Richards
  12. Nelson mandela
  13. Mickey Rooney

My first death pool! I’m excited.

  1. Gerald Ford
  2. Kurt Vonnegut
  3. Stephen Hawking
  4. Fidel Castro
  5. Steve-O
  6. Kirk Douglas
  7. Ingmar Bergman
  8. B.B. King
  9. Eli Wallach
  10. Muhammad Ali
  11. Nancy Reagan
  12. Elizabeth Taylor
  13. Abe Vigoda

Alternates
Jimmy Carter
Les Paul
Michael J. Fox

2006 dead pool

Lou Rawls December 1, 1935
Lung AND brain Cancer. If there were a DP for January alone, Lou would be on it.

Eleanor Mondale 1960, unclear
Vice Presidential daughter, party animal, E! host, DJ. Before there was Paris, there was Eleanor, famous for nothing but being hot. But Eleanor is way way way hotter than Paris could ever dream to be.

Dana Reeve February 19, 1961
superman’s wife, lung cancer. A tragic end to a life that earned my respect.

Don Ho August 13, 1930
Don went to a third world country to receive experimental treatment on his heart. This is the little known ‘Rock Hudson’ stage of death and dying.

Brian Harvey August 8, 1974
(East 17 band) He managed to run HIMSELF over with his Mercedes. Next attempt succeeds.

Harold Pinter October 10, 1930
He’ll go out blasting Bush.

Tammy faye March 7, 1942
cancer is back.

Darlene Cates December 13, 1947
What’s eating Gilbert Grape Mother. Obesity.

Walid Jumblatt August 7, 1949
You don’t live long when you live in Lebanon and badmouth Syria.

Pete Doherty March 12, 1979
(Libertines) I suspect Pete will again foil doper dreams of a big score, but that point total is just too tempting.

Jon Dalton, (aka Jonny Fairplay) March 11, 1974
Fading fame, substance abuse, and death go together like sugar, spice, and everything nice. In a tragic twist, his grandmother survives him.

Mike Martz May 13, 1951
Coach, Rams. – Endocrititis usually has an underlying cause. That ticker may have suffered too much damage.

Diego Maradana October 30, 1960
Sure, the soccer star is living clean now, but the damage was done and the ego. As always, Maradona follows in the footsteps of Best.

Dammit! I knew I was playing with fire when I was checking my formatting by hitting ‘preview post’. Well, I didn’t intend to post it until the end of the month, but I might as well post it in it’s complete form, with alternatives.

2006 dead pool

Lou Rawls December 1, 1935
Lung AND brain Cancer. If there were a DP for January alone, Lou would be on it.

Eleanor Mondale 1960, unclear
Vice Presidential daughter, party animal, E! host, DJ. Before there was Paris, there was Eleanor, famous for nothing but being hot. But Eleanor is way way way hotter than Paris could ever dream to be.

Dana Reeve February 19, 1961
superman’s wife, lung cancer. A tragic end to a life that earned my respect.

Don Ho August 13, 1930
Don went to a third world country to receive experimental treatment on his heart. This is the little known ‘Rock Hudson’ stage of death and dying.

Brian Harvey August 8, 1974
(East 17 band) He managed to run HIMSELF over with his Mercedes. Next attempt succeeds.

Harold Pinter October 10, 1930
He’ll go out blasting Bush.

Tammy faye March 7, 1942
cancer is back.

Darlene Cates December 13, 1947
What’s eating Gilbert Grape Mother. Obesity.

Walid Jumblatt August 7, 1949
You don’t live long when you live in Lebanon and badmouth Syria.

Pete Doherty March 12, 1979
(Libertines) I suspect Pete will again foil doper dreams of a big score, but that point total is just too tempting.

Jon Dalton, (aka Jonny Fairplay) March 11, 1974
Fading fame, substance abuse, and death go together like sugar, spice, and everything nice. In a tragic twist, his grandmother survives him.

Mike Martz May 13, 1951
Coach, Rams. – Endocrititis usually has an underlying cause. That ticker may have suffered too much damage.

Diego Maradana October 30, 1960
Sure, the soccer star is living clean now, but the damage was done and the ego is big enough that he’ll take risks again. As always, Maradona follows in the footsteps of Best.

Alternates
Allegra Beck Versace 1984?.
A carry over from last year, but Anoerexic as hell and worth the points.

Annette Funicello. October 22, 1942
Another carry over. The extreme lack of news on her condition has me thinking that it is progressing.

Anybody have John Spencer, aka Leo McGarry? Sorry - he’s two weeks too early.

I’m sorry but I can’t resist making this change.

Please add Lou Rawls and make Kylie Minogue an alternate.

Thanks.

Kathy

Very Nice… you might even make second place… :wink:

c’mon Rachm, show your cards. Admit it. My list is a thing of beauty this year.
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:slight_smile:

the irony. it burns. it burrrrrnns.

My picks:

  1. Nelson Mandela
  2. Jerry Lee Lewis
  3. Kurt Vonnegut
  4. Les Paul
  5. Tammy Faye Bakker Messner
  6. Jack Chick
  7. Fred Phelps
  8. Margaret Thatcher
  9. Nancy Reagan
  10. Lou Rawls
  11. Pete Doherty
  12. Courtney Love
  13. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Hopefully I can get more than just a gimme this year. In two previous years of entering the Death Pool, I believe I’ve only scored on Ronald Reagan and Pope John Paul II, along with every other Doper out there.

My new list is:

  1. Muhammad Ali
  2. Fidel Castro
  3. Dick Clark
  4. Steven Cojocaru (Entertainment Tonight Kidney Disease guy)
  5. Gerald Ford
  6. Stephen Hawking
  7. Eunice Kennedy Shriver
  8. Mary Kate Olsen
  9. Olivia de Havilland
  10. Lou Rawls
  11. Nancy Reagan
  12. Annette Funicello
  13. Liz Taylor

Alternates, in order:

  1. The Queen of England
  2. Willard Scott
  3. William Shatner

I’d still like to see Scott Peterson and Joseph Smith die in a manner other than humane execution, but they are so protected that that will never happen.

My 2006 list. Carried over a couple from last year

  1. Ronnie Biggs, Great Train Robbery participant.
  2. Fidel Castro, Cuban dictator.
  3. Dick Clark, ageless TV host.
  4. Gerald Ford, ex President.
  5. John Glenn, astronaut and politician.
  6. Jeff Jarrett, pro wrestler.
  7. Mickey Jones, TV actor.
  8. Hamed Karzia, Afghan President.
  9. Graham Kerr, TV cooking show host.
  10. Jerry Lewis, comedian.
  11. Mickey Rooney, actor.
  12. Soupy Sales, kiddy show host.
  13. Margaret Thatcher, ex British PM.

Let the dying begin…

Here is the unoriginal list of a first-timer:

  1. Gerald Ford
  2. Dana Reeve
  3. Don Knotts
  4. Stephen Hawking
  5. James Earl Jones
  6. Wilford Brimley
  7. Prince Philip
  8. Michael J. Fox
  9. Tammy Faye Bakker Messner
  10. Margaret Thatcher
  11. Larry King
  12. Arthur C. Clarke
  13. Lou Rawls

(Internal dialogue: This is harmless fun. I repeat, harmless fun. Simply typing a person’s name into a list can in no way bring about their death. There will be no reason to feel guilty if any of these people actually die next year. Harmless fun.)

Please replace Charles Nelson Reilly with Lou Rawls on my list. Thank you.

Here’s my list for 2006. A lot of old people and a couple of long-shots:

  1. Joseph Alois Ratzinger (Pope Benedict XVI)
  2. Gerald Ford (presidential klutz)
  3. George Herbert Walker Bush (past US president, not the current one)
  4. Kim Jong-Il (North Korean dictator)
  5. Margaret Tatcher (former British prime minister)
  6. James Watson (scientist)
  7. Kurt Vonnegut (author)
  8. Arthur C. Clarke (author)
  9. Hugh Hefner (playboy)
  10. Fyvush Finkel (actor)
  11. Mary-Kate Olsen (walking skeleton)
  12. Curtis James Jackson, aka 50 Cent (obligatory hip-hop artist)
  13. Walter Cronkite (newscaster)

Alternates:
Tammy Faye Bakker Messner (former televangelist)
Philip Jose Farmer (author)
Ariel Sharon (former Israeli prime minister)
Elizabeth II, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith

OK, I’m back in. Most of the people on my list are carried over from 2005, but I’m replacing a few who look like bad bets, as well as the guys I scored on.

[ol][li]Fidel Castro (leader of Cuba)[/li][li]Gerald Ford (former president)[/li][li]Bill Clinton (former president)[/li][li]Ted Kennedy (senator)[/li][li]Dick Cheney (vice-president. Yeah, there’s going to be a lot of dead US politicians this year. Of course, I said that last time.)[/li][li]Sandra Day O’Connor (Supreme Court Justice. Those guys always seem to work until their final breath.)[/li][li]“Lady Bird” Johnson (former first lady. Jeez, woman, when you gonna die, already?)[/li][li]Elizabeth Taylor (actress)[/li][li]Courtney Love (Kurt Cobain’s widow, train wreck looking for a place to happen)[/li][li]Jack Kervorkian (assisted suicide activist)[/li][li]Muhammad Ali (boxer)[/li][li]Ariel Sharon (Isreali PM)[/li][li]Abu al-Zarqawi (Iraqi insurgent/terrorist. I’m switching him for Osama bin Laden because I think OBL is already dead.)[/li][/ol]

This is morbid, but what the hell. I’ll only feel guilty if any of them die.

  1. Al Kaprielian (New England’s most famous - and annoying - weatherman)
  2. Bob Barker
  3. Dick Clark
  4. Ariel Sharon
  5. Hugh Grant
  6. George Stienbrenner
  7. Fats Domino (because I was stunned to learn he’s still alive)
  8. Scott Weiland
  9. Rosanna Arquette
  10. Cloris Leachman
  11. Mary-Kate Olsen
  12. Ted Kennedy
  13. Robin Williams

Alt - Dick Cheney
Kristie Alley