This year I’m going once again for an almost Killer K list:
Conservatives who thought the Iraq war a good idea:
**Henry Kissinger ** - American diplomat, but he deserves to be called Killinger
Charles Krauthammer – Neocon, Pointed at Lebanon and Palestine democracy “progress” to be a result of the Iraq war.
Actors:
3) Jack Klugman – Soon to make the odd couple a couple again.
4) Kirk Douglas – Tough guy not so tough now.
Porn Kings: (not with a K on the name, but I think they will kick the bucket next year)
5) Bob Guccione – Penthouse
6) Hugh Heffner - Playboy
7) Larry Flint- Hustler
World Rulers:
8) **King Harald V ** of Norway – Bad health
9) **Hamid Karzai ** Afghan President – In constant danger by the Taliban
10) Kim Jong Il of North Korea – He’s so ronery! (You Tube video)
11) Fidel Castro – Dictator finally goes away. (well, his name does sound like a “k” no?)
The rest:
12) Evel Knievel – Former daredevil, now pushing an oxygen tank.
13) Jack Kevorkian – I think it will be a shame for the American government when he dies in jail.
Alternates: Kalashnikov, Mikhail – Inventor of the AK-47.
**Edgar Ray Killen ** killer for the Ku Klux Klan, needs killin…
**Jeane Kirkpatrick ** – Neocon, did not see a south American dictator she did not like. Bil Keane – Actually, it is his comic strip “The Family Circus” that needs to die!
If someone on your list dies on 31 Dec 2006 at 11pm and you don’t get online to update your list for next year you are out of luck. If you list alternates then your first alternate steps up to the plate. I had Jerry Orbach drop dead three days before it would count.
I dunno. The original “over 18” rule was instituted because somebody picked a celebrity’s child who had a terminal illness. I may have been sick enough to start this whole thing but betting on a five year old’s death went too far for me. But I figured by 18, a celebrity’s old enough to be a fair target.
Mario Scaramella - Associate of the late Victor Litvinenko, tested positive for [sup]210[/sup]Po, may be the guilty party in his poisoning.*
Boris Berezovsky - 2007 is going to be a bad year for Putin’s critics
Helen Thomas - … and what the hell, Bush’s critics, too. Call it an “apparent heart attack”.
Spies Don’t Like Us
4. Nour Al-Maliki - the President of Iraq
5. Fidel Castro - the President of Cuba
6. Ariel Sharon - the former Prime Minister of Israel, currently in a coma (I know, I know, it’s serious)
7. Jihad Azour - Lebanese Minister of Finance, pro-Hariri
8. Charles Rizk - Lebanese Minister of Justice, also pro-Hariri
9. Gerald Ford - former U.S. President
Not Actually Spies At All
10. Whitney Houston - OD or car crash while intoxicated
11. Harrison Ford - plane crash
Clark and Dagger
12. Ramsey Clark - Saddam’s attorney, and getting kind of old (wild guess: “apparent heart attack”)
13. Dick Clark - is finally going to drop the ball
Even though he hasn’t been accused or tried yet, would I still qualify if he were executed by a government? …by a government’s Judicial system, I mean.
Super-Paranoid Alternate: Sen Barack Obama, in a plane crash, just like former Senator Wellstone and former Governor Carnahan.