Or a porn star for the hat trick.
You need 3 for a hat trick. Did I miss one?
Would two porn stars make a half and half?
Already got it. With Nick Adenhart, Harry Kalas, and Mark Fidrych all at the Big Diamond in the Sky, baseball has received the coveted Trifecta Death Crown.
Bruce Snyder, the football coach who led the Arizona State Sun Devils to a perfect regular season in 1996, has died at the age of 69. Snyder guided the Sun Devils’ program from 1992 to 2000 after serving as the head coach at Utah State (1976-82), an assistant with the NFL’s Los Angeles Rams (1983-86), and the head coach at the University of California (1987-91).
nope. sorry. no good. he wasn’t MLB. he doesn’t count.
There is four in a cycle not three (single, double, triple, homerun). Jeez when commenting on my poorly constructed analogy try to get the facts straight.
What, a trifecta ain’t good enough for ya?
I would love it if I was at the track. You people are killing me!
Are you famous?
Marilyn Chambers’ autopsy ruled inconclusive.
Jack Wrangler died on April 7.
ETA: Disabled the link. I linked to the wikipedia article without checking it. Turns out it had an explicit nude picture.
Apparently Jody McCrea has died. He’s probably best known for playing “the goofy guy” in the 1960s beach movies, alternatively called “Bonehead,” Deadhead," and “Big Lunk.” Have not been able to find an official obit, though.
Is it wrong that I larfed?
Where the hell are all my Dead People this year?
Only in my mind.
Yep forgot about that one.
Merle Harmon, who served as a broadcaster for several Major League Baseball teams, has died at the age of 82. Harmon was the voice of the Kansas City A’s, Minnesota Twins, Milwaukee Brewers, and Texas Rangers at various points of his four decades in the booth. He also owned Merle Harmon’s Fan Fair, a chain of stores which sold officially licensed sports merchandise.
Sublight takes the lead with a unique pick of J. G. Ballard.
Anyone got Steven Hawking?
Stephen Hawking hospitalized, reported very ill.
I do, obviously. 