Some of the arguments in this thread remind me of something I read in that Roy Comfort comic (the one in which he ripped off Indiana Jones in order to bring people to Jesus. I guess “thou shalt not steal” isn’t high on the list for some people.)
He describes how he talked to a young fellow about the Bible, and the young guy told him that he didn’t really believe all that stuff in the Bible. Roy asked him, “What’s your name?”
The kid replied, “Paul.”
Roy said, “I don’t believe you. What’s your real name?”
“Paul.”
“I don’t believe you.”
After a bit of this, Roy “Einstein” Comfort replied that the reason Paul got mad when he didn’t believe that Paul was his real name is because Roy was implicitly accusing him of lying. And (you can see the punchline coming, can’t you?) if you don’t believe that the Bible is true, you’re calling God a liar, so imagine how mad he must get!
Of course, any non-F.C. knows that this argument is totally moronic, because you can easily turn the logic around to show that Christians should believe the Koran, because otherwise they’re making Allah justifiably angry by calling him a liar. But to Comfort’s audience, this sort of thing seems like the height of brilliance.
Sometimes I’m reminded of one of the tests used to diagnose autism in children. You show the child a box of Junior mints and ask them what’s inside, and they tell you it’s full of Junior mints. Then you show them that in reality, there’s a pencil inside. Then you put the pencil back in and ask them what a friend of theirs would say if you showed them the box and asked what was inside. A healthy child will say, “Junior mints.” An autistic child will say, “a pencil.” It never occurs to the autistic child that the other kid will see things differently than he does, and it so often doesn’t occur to FC’s that Jesus just isn’t the center of the universe for atheists, Muslims, and Jews. And as a result, we get bizarrely circular arguments about how you’ve got to be a Christian, because Jesus died on the cross for you. You’ve got to believe the Bible, or Jesus will get mad at you. (“You fool- why take that box when you know there’s no Junior mints in it?”) And if atheists don’t believe, it’s because they “rejected” God, so naturally they’ll get Hell, because separation from God is what they always wanted! (“I guess maybe some people prefer a pencil to candy!”) And never mind the obvious fact that atheists no more reject God than FC’s “reject” Odin and spit on his sacrifice.
-Ben