The Christmas prank that keeps on giving.

Three years ago I was gifted a tree ornament from a casual acquaintance in the shape of the Oklahoma State Capital building. Thinking that it would make a puzzling mystery re-gift for some one, I brought it to my girlfriend’s family holiday celebration. After a lengthy discussion we decided to give it to her brother in-law unsigned. He has no history or relationship with the state. Things went wonderfully well as he went on and on trying to figure out who and why some one would give him the capital building of Oklahoma to hang on his tree.
Fast forward to last year. I mystery gifted him a CD of the musical Oklahoma. Turns out he is a fan of the musical and played it at the Christmas party and sang along. He did not connect the dots.

Keeping the tradition alive, this year I needed to find something a little less appealing. I gave him the Guardian [URL=“http://store.usaspe.com/-strse-544/cp379--dsh--Guardian-11"/Detail.bok”]. It sits atop of the capital building of Oklahoma. He was puzzled and a bit disturbed. I over heard him speaking to his niece about there is some sort of conspiracy. I am not sure that he has put the three gifts together yet.

I cannot wait till next year. I am thinking some sort of Oklahoma buffalo yard ornament.

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Like that. Put an ] after the url, then type in the link title and put after it.

May I suggest wrapping it in this next year?

http://www.dollardays.com/i290277-wholesale-university-of-oklahoma-sooners-gift-wrapping-paper.html

I recommend something Golden Driller-related. It’s Tulsa’s most famous landmark.

Wow, that Golden Driller pic is just begging to be Photoshopped, isn’t it?

You really want to mess with him? Every few months have some odd Oklahoma trinket sent to him from ebay or something, make sure your billing info isn’t on there and that the only name on it is his. Got five bucks to blow and you’re bored? Oh yeah… Hrmm… Let’s find something Oklahoma related and get it that way.

Postcards mailed first to an Oklahoma post office to be postmarked then sent to him from made up people would be great.

I’m a horrible person.

You got to give him one of these.
http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/11753/66027/f/410257-End-of-the-Trail-1.jpg

So I did a google search for Oklahoma gifts, and came up with this one:

You could even by a visa gift card, and charge it to that, so there was no trace back to you!

Huh! I didn’t know they’d re-mail stuff for you from a post-office. I always thought you had to pay a re-mailing service to do that, if you wanted to be a little shady about where something originated…

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Get him a rose rock. The official state rock of Oklahoma.

Don’t tell him what it is.

What the heck is that thing at the foot of the tall guy?

The Driller has a more recent, diminutive sidekick – the Roustabird, a filthy oil-drilling penguin in overalls and a hard hat (the penguin was reported gone in 2008, though Tulsa has been overtaken by a community art project involving fiberglass penguins all over town).

Well, you gotta get him a Roustabird now!

Penguin?
Damn them Okies are a strange bunch.

I’m Proud To Be an Okie From Muskogee

I find this thread inexplicably extremely funny. I can’t stop giggling and wondering what sort of Oklahoma-related item this guy will receive from you next year. The possibilities are endless!

Why wait until Christmas? Doesn’t the guy have birthdays?:smiley:

Anyone know where I can get an inflatable Roustabird?

He will figure it out, sooner or later.

Something football related - OU (Oklahoma U) or OSU (Oklahoma State U)

Oil wells. This would fit well with the capital theme you have going - I have heard OKC is the only state capital with a working oil well. And there is just a ton of wells in Oklahoma.

An OKC Thunder t-shirt (http://www.nba.com/thunder/)

You could give him a ziploc baggie full of red dirt.

I’d say keep it to an annual Christmas event. Timing is everything.

For suggestions try this or this or this or these. And one of these might throw him off the trail.