J.C. makes a meeean fried baloney sandwich, ya know. Even if he insists on using beef baloney. Mama’s boy keeps kosher even NOW!
Is she going to invade Saudi Arabia? Venezuela? Ireland?
No silly, she is going to declare $1 is now worth $3 and declare all prices are to bedivided by three.
That’s so crazy, it just might work!
Let’s sweeten this deal:
Prices = divided by 3 for consumers
Salaries = multiplied by 3 for employees (under a maximum of $100k)
I don’t see how this could possibly backfire!
My money is on:
Cause a massive world wide recession that turns into a depression and causes massive financial upset.
Sure gas will be $2/gallon. If you could get any. Which you can’t.
She will simply redefine a gallon to be about what an ounce is today.
After watching the Minnesota Representatives and her ilk have hysterics over the Iowa Court supposedly “changing the meaning of marriage” I would not plan on her going with a redefinition solution to the price of fuel. More likely is an abandonment of the federal fuel tax. The resultant collapse of the highway system ought to sufficiently depress the demand for motor fuel that the price for the stuff will decline precipitously along with the general economy.
Texas.
“I will say any wacky shit that comes to mind if my supporters want to hear it! Obama will be a no-term President! That’s right, when you elect me, I will re-set the calendar back to 2008, and I will undo TARP, un-do the stimulus, un-do the recession, and give every American a job, no, make that TWO jobs, and I’ll give everyone free gas.”
I mean, I just don’t get why she’s trying as hard as she is to sound reasonable.
She already gives me gas.
Yeah, but it’s cheaper than that socialist gas.
Feel better?
So, you’re assuming Perry goes the secession route after he doesn’t get the nomination? I can see it.
Exactly. The threat alone will give Perry the nomination, and it’s something that Bachmann can’t match. I mean, who’s going to care if Minnesota secedes? “OMG, THEY JUST CLOSED TARGET!” 
“You mean the average national low temperature just went UP?”
As opposed to Texas, which would raise the nation’s average IQ?
(I’m so sorry Texas Dopers … low hanging fruit and all.)
People are just as stupid in Arizona, but its a dry stupid.
It’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity.
Bachmann warns against defence cuts in the face of a rising Soviet Union.
Global warming!