The Congresswoman with the crazy eyes, part II, crazy in the head

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I think I posted that stuff earlier in this thread or the last one.

Yes, that district is heavily populated with racists and morons. St. Cloud, home to a major party college, has had a long and inglorious history of racist attacks on minority students, especially jews.

And come to think of it, I used to know a couple of people that were fairly normal once upon a time, but have gone off the deep end of Glen Beck-Land and I found that they had in fact moved into that area.

It seems to be kinda like some strange version of a Lovecraftian New England. There’s probably some major unknown Old One buried under St. Cloud or something like that.

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Hey, Tinklenberg almost beat her; it was like 43 to 46 percentage points. But then Clark basically got curbstomped which I blame on the fact that Bachmann far far outspent Clark. Also the Tea Party was running really high at the time.

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She is no longer buried.

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We have so much crazy we can afford to export some. I wonder if the woman has one plank in her campaign platform that wouldn’t get her laughed off the stage at a Swiss political rally.

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I think I’d rather go insane than have Her eat me first.

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You know, we’ve gotten to the point where someone should say something nice about her. Somebody really should.

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She has pretty eyes.
But if you look deep enough you can see the crazy.
Well, you really don’t have to look all that deep.

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Like a chalk drawing of her eyes on the sidewalk done by a six year old?

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Anyone remember the episode of WKRP where the station manager ran for office, made a slam about the other guy being a drunk and, not being able to withdraw from the race, decided to run a campaign designed to make himself lose? One of their tricks was a campaign poster with a completely insane look in his eyes.

Michele Bachmann is a living, unintentional version of that poster.

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She shoots crazybeams from her eyes. The secret is to never let her look directly at you.

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The country that banned minarets by popular referendum? I’m sure she could find common ground with a decent portion of the Swiss populace on at least some issues.

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Article comments on twincities.com;

“By Bachmann’s reasoning, even Kevin Bacon has ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.”

And the reply;

“Wouldn’t the Muslim Brotherhood avoid Bacon?”

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From our good friends at Daily Kos:

Michele Bachman doubles down on the crazy

Michelle, dear? That’s my Congressman, I voted for him. He’ll do, no great shakes. But a radical Muslim? Yeah, sure, and Garrison Keillor is a pimp.

Now, a word. I have it from people I trust that her record on sheltering homeless and/or battered children and foster care is quite good. Yes, you get a buttload of Jesus with your macaroni and cheese, but you get the macaroni and cheese. So, not all bad.

That said: Shut the fuck up, you crazy mindless bitch!

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They’re not anti-Islamic, the Swiss, they’re just too strait-laced to tolerate huge public phallic symbols. [shudder]

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So… did she & Louie Gohmert just find out Huma Abedin existed, or what? Because I’d heard of Abedin before she married Weiner.

And how does a non-hijabbed, married-to-a-Jew, assistant to a notorious feminist like HRC connect to the Muslim Brotherhood? How is that even a thing?

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Mole, natch.

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She’s working to bring Sharia Law to the US. Probably brings it up to Hillary at least once a week.

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“See, Hill, according to sharia law, if your husband cheats on you with a chubby young slut, you can cut his nuts off…”

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Bachmann’s letter to the Deputy Inspector General.

Also signed by:

Trent Franks – Arizona, 2nd District

Louie Gohmert – Texas, 1st District

Tom Rooney – Florida, 16th District

Lynn Westmoreland – Georgia, 8th District

Let’s get all these idiots out in November!

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Arizona, Texas, Georgia and… Florida. hangs head It’s like a smorgasbord of crazy states.