What’s so incredible? The booze is supplied by Pentagon contractors. $100,000 worth makes 2.5 Long Island iced teas. 
And then she spewed into a million dollar toilet.
I could have loved her, but she would change her mind.
I couldn’t leave her 'cause when her sweet face shined
I could believe in all her dreams and lies
But I could not leave those crazy eyes.
Burma-Shave?
Michele sticking up for Veterans.
Or maybe it is sticking it to Veterans.
Step 1: Throw out some proposals for cuts you know will never pass and would be political suicide to propose as part of one large package so that you can say you made real proposals to cut the deficit.
Step 2: Deny actually proposing any of the politically suicidal proposals in your package.
Step 3: Recreational Outrage that your proposals were not adopted in whole.
Step 4: Smear your opponents for not being willing to reduce the deficit.
Step 5: Find some Christian Scientists* to help with the lethal Cognitive Dissonance Field she has been creating.
- Christians who are Scientists, as opposed to members of the Church of Christ Scientist. Although I’d bet she goes with the actual Christian Scientists and confuses the hell out of them for several months before her people are able to explain the difference, at which time she’ll claim it was a Socialist Plot.
How was she supposed to know? Beau Peregrino doesn’t sound like the sort of moniker a gay person would use, does it? And c’mon, how many actors living in San Francisco are gay?
Ask his parents; they gave him that moniker (it’s a real name, not an assumed acting name).
Oh, what, 75%? 85%?
More than a few, at least.
I’d like to stick it inside Michelle, nice and deep. Her amber-colored eyes are smokin’ hot. As long as she stays away from California, of course…
Seriously, I pity you poor Minnesotans…what possessed you to vote for her? Now the crows are coming home to roost, and you guys can’t do anything to arrest her political ambitions.
Her district is the racist, rural redneck area of Minnesota. No other area of the state would have voted her in, even the more rural redneck areas. St. Cloud, Cambridge, that whole area has a reputation for racial hatred.
That’s the joke, son.
Ah, that explains it. (For some reason I assumed St. Cloud was a liberal haven…)
Perhaps we should take off and nuke that site from orbit – it’s the only way to be sure. 
http://www.tcdailyplanet.net/article/2007/09/29/st-cloud-still-reeks-racism.html
“No other community (campus/city) in state history has been so frequently condemned, exposed, humiliated, ridiculed and successfully sued for its racism.”
St. Cloud, liberal? Hardly.
To steal a phrase from James Carville, Bachmann’s district is basically the “Alabama” portion of the state. She could never win a statewide election.
Well, everyone’s ultra-conservative when compared to you, Diogenes. 
Or maybe I’m cynical, since my ex-GF hails from that area, and I’m still rather bitter about dating her long-distance for five years without knowing she was married with five kids already (sheesh…the lies some women will tell for free cybersex!) So yeah – with those kinds of stupid, ignorant, hillbilly country bumpkins polluting her district, perhaps they’re responsible for voting The Antichrist into power after all. 
Not again!
I like this more: If Bachmann ran for President, the first thing she would do in the first debate is to “offer her birth certificate” to take that issue off the table.
But what if she only offers a certificate of live birth? Hmmm?
If I was just a bit more cynical, I’d campaign for Michele Bachmann for the Republican primary.
People say this about her and Palin, but I think you forget that this a country that elected George W. Bush. Twice. Well, sort of twice. At least once.
Not worth the risk.
And again.