I don’t wear T-shirts too often, but I have some funny ones (Or at least I think they’re funny.) Most are from the same place:
Red shirt with a slice of pizza and the lines “Don’t eat me, I love you!”
Grey shirt with a drawing of a robot and the phrase “My plastic heart cannot love.”
Yellow shirt with a picture of some dopey guy playing a guitar and the phrase “Folk it up!”
blue whirt with various breakfast items and the phrase “We are the champions.”
Yellow shirt with a bunch of peas with arms and faces and the phrase “Give Peas a chance.”
Shirt with a bunch of grapes + bunch of grapes = bigger bunch of grapes and the phrase “The grapes of math.”
Shirt with two veggies holding up a beet and the phrase “We got the beet.”
I have a pale blue 1970s t-shirt that my dad gave me, it’s from the Irish Milk Marketing Board.
The back has a cartoon character of a milk bottle with arms and legs and a little face, the front has “Milk for Vitality” across it in blue letters.
I think it’s cool.
I have a shirt much like this one.
Enjoy,
Steven
My all-time best, most favorite t-shirt is a Ministry shirt from 1994 - on the front is has a big orange motor and says “Jesus built my hotrod”. On the back, big black letters: “No man with a good car needs to be justified.”
I have had to steal that shirt back from so many people…however here’s the wierdest: I had lost track of the shirt for about 2 years. When I started dating my now-husband (then just my boyfriend and also my best friend’s brother), I was doing laundry and noticed the shirt in the wash! Turns out I had left it at my best friend’s house 2 years ago, and her brother saw it, snagged it, and never told me about it :rolleyes: . I joke that I had to marry him to get that shirt back.
I 'fess I don’t actually own this (not much of a T shirt person) but the best I 've seen was:
“I blame the scapegoats.”
Actually, of the commercially-available T-shirts I have, this is probably my favorite. I like a lot of Swanson’s stuff:
I have one of an armadillo humping the Texas State Capitol.
Underneath it says “Crossbreeding”.
One of my favorites that I have seen:
A faded grey Chicago Blackhawks t-shirt with REAL blood stains down the front of it.
I have a couple…
a green with a 1950’s looking guy on the front with the saying “marijuanna… hey at least it’s not crack”. I don’t wear it very often, people just look at me wierd.
and
a Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas crew/cast tshirt that says “kill the body and the head will die”. I got this by default as it no longer fits my husband. He got it because they were using his car in scenes of the movie.
I have one that says “Dump Watt” from before many of you were born.
But my favorite has to be this MST3K classic.
Out of my own shirts, my coolest is a very nice black tee, metal buttons at the neck, bands around the neck and arms, with a small embroidered Marvin the Martian where you would expect the polo pony.
Best I’ve given are both to the same friend of mine. One says “Don’t make me get my winged monkeys” and the other “I poke badgers with spoons.”
My favorite t-shirt has a cow-print car on the front and says " '69 Cowdillac ".
It’s falling apart and I wish I could get another one, but I’ve never seen anything like it anywhere. I got this one from my cousin when he got tired of it. If anyone ever sees a t-shirt like this, please tell me!
My brother has one that says in small print: “I’m wearing this shirt to distract women while I look at their breasts.” I’ve seen dozens of girls squint to read it, then look down at their own chests, then back at my bro, before they walk off in a huff.
Me too (as soon as the mail gets here…)
Some of my favorites are ones I made myself.
I have one that has a “Hi, my name is” label, and in the name field is written “Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman”. The ones who get it, love it.
I like to put random phrases on T-Shirts, and have the following:
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[li]Aesop warned me about you[/li][li]I am not the droid for which you are looking[/li][li]Nice exhaust pipe. Overcompensate much?[/li][li]Mr. Chuckletrousers[/li][li]Me love you long time! (in Asian style script)[/li][li]Camp Naughty Bad Fun (in twig “camp” style lettering)[/li][li]Drink! Feck! Girls![/li][li]Your kung fu is weak[/li][li]Your mom says to stop touching yourself there[/li][/ul]
My current favorite is a black short-sleeved T-Shirt with red writing that says “Bush is Sauron. Save the Shire!” It tickles my Tolkien-geek funny bone and satisfies the liberal inside.
That would be my Mad Skillz Yo! shirt
I’ve got a 3/4 length baseball tee with an iron-on of Jimmie “J.J.” Walker on it. Below his picture it says:
“Just call me the Van Gogh of the Ghet-to!”
I have never encountered anyone who didn’t find this shirt funny. I hope never to.
Does the back say “Damn glad to meet you”? That would be fabulous.
No, I just say it whenever someone points out that they get it. If my buddy’s there, I’ll then take off and he’ll say “That was Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. He was damn glad to meet ya” and he’ll take off after me.
“Why yes, I’ll be 35 this year, why do you ask?”
I EAT SMALL PEOPLE.
that usually stops people from making smartass remarks or asking how tall I am.
Eschew Obfuscation
a good IQ test
oooh, forgot one-
Axis of Evil (the Evil is spelled with an Enron E)