My coolest T-shirt is one that has a graphic on the front promoting the 1989 Ukrainian Beet Festival. In Cryllic.
My favorite T-Shirt is one I made myself. It says “QuanCorp: Providing Quantum Computing solutions for over 30 years”
Below that there’s a line that says: 2043-2073
A T-shirt that I saw in a store and thought was cool is one that says “Don’t make me get Zelda on your ass”. It has pictures of the items from the origional NES Zelda.
I have plenty of fun t-shirts.
For my friend Jesse’s 17th birthday, my friends and I arranged to have t-shirts made for him. I drew a picture of him looking clueless as usual, and above him it says “R to the izzo, J to the esse.” (Rizzo is his last name, and by putting it first like that you can sing it like Jay-Z if you want to.) We got about 15 shirts printed up, all different colors with the picture and writing in white. On Jesse’s birthday, the shirts were distributed around the school. It was amazingly awesome. Now, at least once a week, someone will wear their Jesse shirt.
I also have these fine articles of clothing:
–black t-shirt with white old english letters that says “My cat is my best friend.”
–red t-shirt with a picture of a lobster that says “toe predator”
–Grey with three quarter red raglan sleeves that says “One Lobster Two Lobster Red Lobster Blue Lobster” with Dr. Suess-esque lobsters illustrating the text. It’s from the New England Aquarium.
–A blue t-shirt that turns white when it gets warm.
–My Junior Classical League shirt that says “Venimus ne superemus” on the front and “Venimus ad luderemus” on the back, because we go to the competitions but never win. (In English, it says “We didn’t come to win, we came to play.”
I have plenty of others, but I can’t remember any more right now.
I have three I really like.
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Blue, It has a cow reclineing in a hammock with the caption, "Who let the cows out, Moo,Moo,Moo.
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Black, House of Blues T. Jake & Elwood on the front. On the back, House of Blues New Orleans, We’re on a mission from God.
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Black, Fish Bone Beer logo featuring a cartoon fish skeleton. Under the logo is their slogan, "You ain’t been boned, Till you been fishboned.
I’d also like to observe that the thread title can be sung to the tune of the Waitresses’s “The Smartest Person I Know”. It’s been driving me nuts all day, and now I’m sharing it with you.
On my shirt there are two line of script, with a picture in between them.
First line says God Doesn’t Hate Anyone
The picture shows God’s hand coming out of a dark cloud and throwing a lightning bolt at a figure on the ground. The “victim” is partially zapped, with a picket sign that has “OD ATES AGS” partially legible on it.
The concluding line of text is But He Ain’t Too Fond of Fred!
My Admin just came back from a tea party at a, kid you not, real live WHOREHOUSE!!! :eek:
There are a few outside of town a couple of miles out. So she bought me back one with the “menu” and prices on the back and a cute, tight, lowcut black tee with slutty red writing about “Sherry’s Ranch and Resort”
I still want a tee with Talk Nerdy to Me on it.
Where did you get it?
I’m Impatiently awaiting my Something Positive T-Shirt from the Vagina Monologues. It has PeeJee holding Choo-Choo Bear and it says “Take Care of Your Pussy.”
Until that one gets here, my favorite one is red and has the cute kitty from Merrie Melodies on the front and it says “Make Me Purr.”
My friend has one that I love:
“Sorry I missed church. I’ve been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.”
A good friend was so amazed at the large number of people in Delaware who knew me that she drew a stylized caricature of my face, silk-screened it on the front of about fifty shirts, and on the back of 49 of them silk-screened in big block letters,
“I MET J.R.”
And on mine,
“I’M J.R. - HAVE WE MET?”
She gave me mine and a pair of spares for my downstate friends; she handed out all of hers to people she’d met upstate who knew me. For the first few years after I got it, I’d be out wearing it and have people come up and say “Hey, my friend has that same shirt.” Most of them are probably rags now, but I’ve still got mine.
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I’ve had bikers offer up to $100 for it.
I have a fun one. Our company has an annual banquet, where we get kinda rowdy and have a lot of fun. In 1997, me and a few others formed a singing group, went into the studio and recorded our own version of the Mouseketeers song, but it was all about the history of our company and taking pot-shots at various people. We called ourselves, “The Computears” spelling intentional of course. Our Company has ‘Compu’ in the front of it.
Well, the owner of our company has…um…prominent ears. We had a caricature of his face made with massive ears like Mickey Mouse and had it put on the back of the shirt with “The Computears” on the front. We came out on the stage with Mickey Mouse ear hats on and nobody had seen the backs yet. When we finished sing our song, we all turned around and showed the backs. The place went hysterical. We also sold the recording to all employees that wanted it. I still wear the shirt, though it’s a little faded now.
It’s a good thing my boss has a great sense of humour! 
Most of you who have been to a dopefest with me have seen mine, I made it myself. It says I’M WITH STUPID on it, with a finger pointed straight up at my head.
Back in high school, I was in some class or another. It was an odd class: I remember it involved AutoCAD, a flight simulator (complete with yoke), a plotting cutter for vinyl stickers, and various other bits and bobs; including a T-shirt press.
A friend of mine made a shirt with “FIRE EXTINGUISHER” and an arrow pointing down.
The one I made (which I no longer own) simply said “Tommy Sucks” in the closest thing I could get to the standard Tommy Hilfiger script.
my Straight Dope t-shirt, of course.
A Big Lebowski shirt with a picture of the Dude sitting on his toilet (after Jackie Treehorn’s thugs roughed him up). It says “Obviously, you’re not a golfer” underneath. Those that get it, get it and think its great; Those that don’t get it, don’t get it.
Not mine, but a friend has an undershirt (not a t-shirt, I know) he was wearing when we saw the Misfits last summer. He got it signed by Jerry Only (original bassist and current vocalist of the band), and when he was moshing it got a fair bit of blood on it. Not something you’d ever wear, but pretty cool.
My favorite T-shirt is my Kaiju Big Battel, ‘danger can happen’ shirt ([http://www.kaiju.com/mall/tshirts/d_dch.jpg](picture here)) signed by Dr. Cube, Louden Noxious and Kevin; one signature reads “DEAR HUMAN: GET SICK AND DIE --LOVE DR CUBE”
Another ThinkGeek.com shirt:
“No, I Will Not Fix Your Computer.”
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Any of my Homestar Runner shirts.
Walked into a local store wearing one of them, and I thought the guy behind the counter was going to faint. He pulled himself together enough to say “I thought I was the only one who knew about that site!”.
I also love my Homsar shirt. I still have to get the red shirt with the star so I can be just like Homestar!