Link :smack:
I swear, you just can’t make up stuff like this.
Actually, I think they made a couple of movies on this premise.
:eek: Were they that desperate for his share of the rent and utilities?! 
He was pining for the fjords.
What kind of drugs does one have to take to make this kind of thing seem like a good idea?
Yeah, actually my first thought was that the two perpetrators must have been sitting home watching Weekend at Bernie’s and smoking weed when they devised this plan.
I think I’ll go for a walk.
I guess they got stiffed
How apt is it that one of the perps is named James?
This means that the clerk should be whipped with a wet noodle if he didn’t take this once-in-a-lifetime to use the following words in the appropriate context:
“He’s dead, Jim.”
Given the age of the gentlemen, I’m guessing Lipitor, Viagra, maybe a blood thinner or blood pressure medication…
[ obligatory Monty Python reference ] You’re not fooling anyone, you know! [ /oMPr ]
He was resting!
He’s spending a year dead for tax reasons.
I’m getting better!
I just assumed the perps were kids, but both in their mid 60’s??
I’m sorry - but the better part of the OP’s link was the link to this story.
Heh, and of course if he hadn’t been spending all their money on ale and whores, his wife wouldn’t have needed to have taken up the job.
I guess the Missionary Position wasn’t her style.
I swear I only got a cheap necklace and a dine out!